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Vlad The Impaler
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RE: Really funny jokes
Ok, so here's a good one I heard the other day.

So, Superman is flying over Gotham City and he sees Wonderwoman sunbathing naked on a rooftop.
Being the man he is, Superman can't resist the temptation to fly down and have sex with Wonderwoman. And, since he's Superman, he can do it so fast no one will know what the fudge happened. Especially Wonderwoman.

So Superman zips down at the speed of super, does his thing and flies off before anyone knows what the fudge.

"What the hell was that?" says Wonderwoman.

"No idea," says the Invisible Man, "But my donkey sure is sore."
16/08/2008 12:45 PM
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RE: Really funny jokes
Laughing out loud.

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16/08/2008 01:08 PM
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RE: Really funny jokes
so there's thi small church in the welsh valleys somewhere and it's having a sermon on the supernatural one sunday morning..... the priest asks the crowd

   'so has anyone ever seen a ghost?'...... no reply comes......

    he then asks

  'has anyone ever spoken to a ghost then?'.... again no reply.....

  the priest then says

  'well has anyone ever made love to a ghost?...... and then dai in the back gets up and says

'yes father...... i have'...... the priest, gobsmacked at this info then says

   ' you're absolutely sure you've made love to a ghost?!!!!' to which dai replies

  'oh.... sorry butt.... i thought you said a goat.......'#





i know it's wrong to accuse the welsh of being sheep shaggers but i must admit it's a funny joke...... and i can say that cause i am fudgeing welsh.......
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RE: Really funny jokes
Vlad The Impaler Wrote:So, Superman is flying over Gotham City and he sees Wonderwoman sunbathing naked on a rooftop.
Vlad The Impaler Wrote:So, Superman is flying over Gotham City and he sees Wonderwoman
Vlad The Impaler Wrote:Superman is flying over Gotham City

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RE: Really funny jokes
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Nothing, she was choking.

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I hate to be a double poster, but I think that that necroposting hack is a damn-good one.

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Might as well make it worth a double post.

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RE: Really funny jokes
Chroma Wrote:
Vlad The Impaler Wrote:So, Superman is flying over Gotham City and he sees Wonderwoman sunbathing naked on a rooftop.
Vlad The Impaler Wrote:So, Superman is flying over Gotham City and he sees Wonderwoman
Vlad The Impaler Wrote:Superman is flying over Gotham City

WAT.

Do you expect him to hang out in the Supercave all day?

Time for some more jokes.

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Splinters.
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