Zinga burga was then suddenly hungry so he/she walked downstairs, he picked the phone up from it's cradle and dialed some numbers, the end person said "hello, this is Kentucky Fried Chicken, What would you like?"

"Oh I'm sorry, I was trying to reach Kitchen Fresh Chicken. My B."
He dialed again, and this time reached the correct restaurant.
"Hello, this is Kitchen Fresh Chicken, what would you like?"

"I WANT THE BIGGEST FUCKING ZINGER BURGER THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!!" And with that he hung up. Still confused as to why he was a girl for a second there, he decided to ge get dressed.

She put on a beautiful yellow sun dress.

she steeped out of the closet, the sequins on the dress could dazzle anyone, and it seemed that had. much to zing's amusement Che' was staring at her while zinga was getting changed and still was
Zinga mmediately spun on her heel and delivered a 10 HP blow to Che
"im sorry" exlaimed che in agony

(This post was last modified: 12/01/2008 11:56 PM by usif.)

Che uses a potion to recover 10 HP.

Meanwhile ZB has completely forgotten that he/she was the chosen one and went to his/her computer.
he/she sat on his/her chair and open firefox.exe and decided that today was the day to release the beta of his/her newest program on Endless Paradigm.

but then disaster struck and all of its memebers got stuck in an endless void :O . in this place desu ruled supreme and ZingaBurga was both man and woman (also possibly machine!). this confused everyone and that is why they cannot get out of the void.

anyway as Zinga sat at its computer it noticed that firfox began to change, bill gates appeared on its monitor and firefox suddenly turned into IE!! this filled Zinga with rage and it decided to scrap the rest of her "to do" list given to her by Che, its sole mission in life was to kill bill gates and claim back the tinterwebs!!

Zinga's beautiful dress tore at the seams, and she screamed a boisterous "EEEYAAGHHHHRRR."
Hurling the monitor through the window, she slobbered and gnashed her teeth, and her skin took on a deep shade of fuscia.
She crashed through the window, muttering "GATESH GATESH GATESH BILL DIE DIE," and she peed a little as she lurched down the street.