"Chosen for what? But I'm just a teenage girl, what could I possibly do?"
"It is you, Zinga of the Burga, who must free our nation from bondage."
"Why do you look like Che Guevara? And what kind of bondage is our nation in anyway..."
"Australia didn't really have an obvious revolutionary figure. This is God, I just chose to take this appearance. Your nation, believe it or not, has been secretly overrun by an alien race, a lot like the movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers. You must retrieve three items. Only then will your victory be assured."

"First you must recover The Headphones of Retribution from the wreckage of a great pirate ship."
"Second, the Clueless Ogre hiding in the Lost Forest holds The Shield of Vengeance. Find him, and take it."
"Third, and most important of all, The Sword of Revenge is where you will find it."

"You won't need more than this. Questions are not needed. Just go forth, and all will be made clear."
Che slowly faded from view, and Zinga was left, alone in her bed, wondering if she had gone insane.