Chuck Norris' Tears Can Cure Cancer. To Bad He Never Cries. . .

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fudge down.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

(This post was last modified: 03/11/2007 07:36 PM by MoseZ.)