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RE: a joke thread
here's another joke,

a guy walks inot a bar and get's a drink. out of nowhere he bets the bartender $5 that he can bite his eye, the bartender agrees. He takes out his glass eye and bites it, and leaves. He comes back a little later and bets $10 the bartender that he can bite his other eye. the bartender is very certain that the guy isn't blind, so he takes the bet. The guy takes out his dentures and "bites" his other eye and leaves. He comes back a little later again and bets $25 that he can spit into a cup that's about 20 feet away. the bertender knows this is impossible so takes the bet. so the guys spits and spits all over the place, but doesn't make it. He gives up the money and leavs. This makes the bartender curious. He asks why the guy made an impossible bet. the guys says "I bet two guys $100 each that i could spit all over your bar and you wouldn't get mad."

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01/11/2007 12:08 PM
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a joke thread - Ge64 - 01/11/2007, 05:33 AM
RE: a joke thread - crazy-asian - 01/11/2007, 10:38 AM
RE: a joke thread - crazy-asian - 01/11/2007 12:08 PM
RE: a joke thread - ameer - 01/11/2007, 04:53 PM
RE: a joke thread - crazy-asian - 02/11/2007, 06:45 PM
RE: a joke thread - MoseZ - 03/11/2007, 04:28 PM
RE: a joke thread - doomsday195 - 03/11/2007, 04:41 PM
RE: a joke thread - Ge64 - 03/11/2007, 06:44 PM
RE: a joke thread - MoseZ - 03/11/2007, 07:13 PM
RE: a joke thread - Ge64 - 03/11/2007, 08:05 PM
RE: a joke thread - MoseZ - 03/11/2007, 07:14 PM
RE: a joke thread - MoseZ - 03/11/2007, 08:04 PM
RE: a joke thread - MoseZ - 03/11/2007, 09:49 PM
RE: a joke thread - doomsday195 - 03/11/2007, 09:52 PM
RE: a joke thread - Ge64 - 04/11/2007, 05:17 AM
RE: a joke thread - diego - 04/11/2007, 05:28 AM
RE: a joke thread - MoseZ - 04/11/2007, 09:47 AM

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