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RE: US assures its citizens: No mermaids, no zombies
(06/07/2012 04:44 AM)Joom Wrote:  Mermaids do exist. They're actually dugongs. Way back when when it took months to sail from one country to another, sailors would build up a lot of sexual tension. Well, that's when they discovered the dugongs (and had sex with them). They called them mermaids because a dugong's vagina is the closest one to a human's.

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RE: US assures its citizens: No mermaids, no zombies - St0rMaGe - 22/07/2012 06:01 AM

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