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US assures its citizens: No mermaids, no zombies
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RE: US assures its citizens: No mermaids, no zombies
zombies are real.

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(03/07/2012 08:59 PM)Shady Wrote:  zombies are real.
I consider any cross-dressing male operating a chainsaw to be a zombie.
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I'd say this is a cover up, the US are trying to keep this stuff a secret so erm...the Goverment pricks get dibs on the mermaids whilst spies are thrown to the zombies.

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double you tee eff MERMAIDS ARENT REAL? That's the only reason I went to the beach. Now I'm not going.
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(04/07/2012 04:40 AM)ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:  
(03/07/2012 08:59 PM)Shady Wrote:  zombies are real.
I consider any cross-dressing male operating a chainsaw to be a zombie.

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i saw a mermaid, but it is a fish on top and human body below XD

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(05/07/2012 08:17 PM)krystabegnalie Wrote:  i saw a mermaid, but it is a fish on top and human body below XD

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An alien wrote the list................. with a SPACE PEN!!!!

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Mermaids do exist. They're actually dugongs. Way back when when it took months to sail from one country to another, sailors would build up a lot of sexual tension. Well, that's when they discovered the dugongs (and had sex with them). They called them mermaids because a dugong's vagina is the closest one to a human's.

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Also, parasitic slugs create zombies.

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