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Not to be too sidetracked by laughing at Somy's previous failure of a portable console, Nimtendo is back in the game with their new hip product.
The 4PS, like every Nimtendo console before it, will fudgeing "revolutionise" the gaming market.



Features of this new system include:

• CPU is twice as powerful as the original CameBoy Black and White
  
• Can still play the original Hokemon Black and White
  
• Has 5 screens
  
• 4 of the screens are touchable - perfect for Machamps with four arms, or tiny men can use it as a DDR surface
  
• Can render in 4 dimensions, one dimension more than any current state-of-the-art graphics processor
  
• Comes with 8 microphones and 4 cameras for 4 dimensional stereo recording (surround sound was not possible unfortunately)
  
• Can play music (8-bit WAV format only) and videos (XXX format only); cannot display high resolution photos shot by a typical camera, but is capable of displaying emoticons
  
• Battery life is half of the original console as powering all the screens needs lots of powah
  
• Has a gazillion times less storage than the MGD...
  
• ...but despite technical inferiority, guaranteed to outsell the MGD
  
• Can shut your kid up for 36 hours a day
  
• Brings in Z button from the N64 to allow player to control X, Y and Z axes
  
• Free of any touchpads, ipads, sanitary pads, padding or anything to do with pads in general
  
• Can actually be held, unlike the MGD
  
• Allow you to travel to Jupiter in 2 hours, or out of the Milky Way in -2 hours; also traverse the universe according to an inverse log scale, thanks to 4 dimensional capabilities
  
• (translated from Chinese source) Touch, feel, stroke, caress screen operation very good feeling and everyone happy life