Endless Paradigm

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Not to be too sidetracked by laughing at Somy's previous failure of a portable console, Nimtendo is back in the game with their new hip product.
The 4PS, like every Nimtendo console before it, will fudgeing "revolutionise" the gaming market.



Features of this new system include:

• CPU is twice as powerful as the original CameBoy Black and White
  
• Can still play the original Hokemon Black and White
  
• Has 5 screens
  
• 4 of the screens are touchable - perfect for Machamps with four arms, or tiny men can use it as a DDR surface
  
• Can render in 4 dimensions, one dimension more than any current state-of-the-art graphics processor
  
• Comes with 8 microphones and 4 cameras for 4 dimensional stereo recording (surround sound was not possible unfortunately)
  
• Can play music (8-bit WAV format only) and videos (XXX format only); cannot display high resolution photos shot by a typical camera, but is capable of displaying emoticons
  
• Battery life is half of the original console as powering all the screens needs lots of powah
  
• Has a gazillion times less storage than the MGD...
  
• ...but despite technical inferiority, guaranteed to outsell the MGD
  
• Can shut your kid up for 36 hours a day
  
• Brings in Z button from the N64 to allow player to control X, Y and Z axes
  
• Free of any touchpads, ipads, sanitary pads, padding or anything to do with pads in general
  
• Can actually be held, unlike the MGD
  
• Allow you to travel to Jupiter in 2 hours, or out of the Milky Way in -2 hours; also traverse the universe according to an inverse log scale, thanks to 4 dimensional capabilities
  
• (translated from Chinese source) Touch, feel, stroke, caress screen operation very good feeling and everyone happy life
  

Awesome how much does it cost?

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote: [ -> ]

• Has a gazillion times less storage than the MGD...
  
• ...but despite technical inferiority, guaranteed to outsell the MGD
  

Time to buy me some Nimtendo shares

bsanehi Wrote: [ -> ]Awesome how much does it cost?

US$250

how long before nimtendo implement a nuclear reactor in this thing.... bout time it starts to give us energy rather than take it

I don't think the issue is the companies not wanting to include one, but the stupid anti-nuclear hippies out there who lobby governments to make this stuff illegal.  Especially now with the nuclear "crisis" in Japan, which really is nothing more than a media frenzy to grab viewers, and whatever whoop.
I mean, there's even those who think it could be used as a portable nuclear bomb!  Seriously, who the fck would do that?

It folds up into a cube. How awesome, it'll totally fit into my pockets!

Wow I want it, lol. Anybody want to invent it first, lol.

Sparker Wrote: [ -> ]It folds up into a cube.

Nimtendo's awesome innovation I know.  The original NPS was said to be equivalent to the N65 in power, so it makes sense that the 4PS is comparable to the CameCube...

Ooo at least you can always play multiplayer! Now to find some friends...