....cue barking dogs....
....trick dogs to go into basement because they are barking idiots....
....few minutes later i get out of the house....
Greetings from a nicely dressed young man going door to door trying to sell his computer repair services.  He can upgrade windows, remove viruses and mal-ware, build new computers.  I'm going to be in town for another 2 weeks before I go back to school, and I do offer remote services as well.

* SchmilK thinks to himself while reading business card listening to junior genious talk

SchmilK Wrote:Computers really have that many problems?!?  I sure am glad I don't use them.  Am i going to get a virus talking to you?

SchmilK Wrote:Well if I meet anyone that uses computers I'll let them know you are a good doctor and give them your card

Wee shake hands and I go inside to let the dogs out of basement for them to bark non stop reminding me of our visitor....

Was that mean?