Endless Paradigm

....cue barking dogs....
....trick dogs to go into basement because they are barking idiots....
....few minutes later i get out of the house....
Greetings from a nicely dressed young man going door to door trying to sell his computer repair services.  He can upgrade windows, remove viruses and mal-ware, build new computers.  I'm going to be in town for another 2 weeks before I go back to school, and I do offer remote services as well.

* SchmilK thinks to himself while reading business card listening to junior genious talk

SchmilK Wrote:Computers really have that many problems?!?  I sure am glad I don't use them.  Am i going to get a virus talking to you?

SchmilK Wrote:Well if I meet anyone that uses computers I'll let them know you are a good doctor and give them your card

Wee shake hands and I go inside to let the dogs out of basement for them to bark non stop reminding me of our visitor....

Was that mean?

Just means you're getting old. :(

lol XD

I say this because if he believed every word you said, that means you look too old for them.

Aspheric Wrote: [ -> ]lol XD

Probably the "Am I going to get a virus from talking to you" was the meanest part.

* SchmilK goes to cut himself then go to bed

well when i read Ding ... i thought of this
Source: YouTube



at least you didn't say it out loud :P

you have dogs? yay i love dogs :D

lol. I love screwing with solicitors.

nurehtix Wrote: [ -> ]lol. I love screwing with solicitors.

totally, sometimes i use the god card and go ballistic on them....

then they think i am crazy and never come back

My favorite solicitor diss was a blind phone call from someone selling e-mail anti sPa/\/\ solutions.  I said that our e-mail sPa/\/\ was very much under control, and asked if he had anything to block telephone sPa/\/\.  

There was a bit of a silence on the line and when he didn't respond i said 'Have a good day' and hung up.