Without looking at other answers.

Quote:1. A man stopped his car infront of a hotel and immediately knew he was bankrupt, how is this true?

He parked in a "no-parking" zone, (whilst a police officer was watching) thus became bankrupt from fines.

Quote:2. You enter a deserted house late at night. Inside there is an oil lamp, a gas fire and a stove full of wood. You only have one match however, so which would you light first?

Light the place up first, otherwise you can't see spoon.

Quote:3. A man leaves hospital and begins to walk home. on his journey he passes a phone box which begins to ring. instead of answering it, he punches the air and runs home cheering. Why?

He finally figured out how to make an automated public phone dialer.

Quote:4. Why are 1984 bottles of whisky more valuable than 1977 bottles of whisky

Everyone knows new = better.

Quote:5. A woman is half way up an escalator when she suddenly begins to cry. Why?

She was meant to go down.

Quote:6. In 1987 a crane collapsed in a residential area of Liverpool at lunchtime, yet nobody saw or heard anything. Why Not?

Dead birds make no sound.

Quote:7. A man looks out of a window. he is desperate to open it, yet he knows it would kill him. Why?

You can't open the window on a plane.

Quote:8. Tom and Ella emerged from playing in the cellar. Tom had a clean face, but Ella had a dirty one. Why was it that Tom went to wash his face?

Tom was "experimental" and got himself "dirty" by accident.

Quote:9. You can use three identical digits in a simple addition sum so that the total is 12. You cannot use the digit 4, so what is the answer?

12 is the answer, duh.

Quote:10. The maker doesn't need it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user, uses it without knowing. What is it?

A brain.  :O :O :O :O :O

(This post was last modified: 28/05/2007 05:12 AM by ZiNgA BuRgA.)