ME (7:09:24 PM)      This party is straight drippin'.

(7:10:55 PM):     What party

ME (7:11:34 PM):     The party in my pants. Want to come?

(7:11:52 PM):     Sure

ME (7:12:15 PM):     Cool, but make sure you bring a coat. Tuesday's coming.

(7:13:34 PM):     My knuckles arent good for MASTERBATING with!!!!!!

ME (7:14:17 PM):     I live in a giant bucket.

(7:15:42 PM):     Then i may pee in you

ME (7:16:56 PM):     No, this bucket is reserved for His Grace Edmon Mordred only. Lowly knaves such as you, ser Anthony, shall be forever banished.

(7:17:57 PM):     kung Fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuu are you cheeting on meh?

ME (7:21:18 PM):     Cheating is simply a thing of cards or children's games, and it can never be used to describe as to what I do behind your back.

(7:22:52 PM):     I totally need to use that

ME (7:24:27 PM):     I have just come to realize how immensely powerful that sentence could be when used in the right context. "Lol," says I.

(7:26:22 PM):     You sound like you're writing your book, lol, i concur

ME (7:28:58 PM):     I have to admit, I find it a bit more enjoyable to communicate in such ways, as it helps me to better myself, albeit meagerly.

(7:31:15 PM):     Im bored

ME (7:32:06 PM):     Boredom cannot be grasped, it can only be felt, and feeling something such as boredom suggests that one does not possess a life.