Quote:You: What the hell is asl?
Stranger: you really don't know? :O
You: can't say that i do
Stranger: where are you from?
You: backharistan
You: backhairistan*
Stranger: where is this?
You: in between the sea of bisket and some other place with a wal mart and a "Joe's Sex Shop/Fruit Stand"....
You: its nice ther
Stranger: funny guy
You: he has the best avacados
You: listen i'
You: oops
You: I'll continue
Stranger: i smell liar
You: I'm here to sell insurance for satelite dishes....thers a little korean midget running around with an inflatable hammer smashing them.....
You: are u protected?
You: i also sell slushies
Stranger: go write a book
You: I've been told i should
Stranger: and stop liyng
Stranger: liyng?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: the act of lie
Stranger: i learnt english by myself
You: I'm very inspirational when it comes to a random paradox of lies
Stranger: so it's not so good
Stranger: :/
You: huh
You: what's ur native language?>
Stranger: portuguese
You: huh....well then wee may have a problem
Stranger: what kind of problem?
You: not supposed to tell u but this whole convo is apart of a competition at another site....if wee win, i get a life time supply of packing peanuts
Stranger: don't write a book, get a life..
Stranger: or maybe get a life writing books
Stranger: I'm not inspired to do this today
You: i has a life...and its gonna filled with packing peanuts and peach fudge
Stranger: and are you happy with it?
You: truly no.....i was hoping to win a suitcase of empty shampoo bottles
Stranger: wait.. is your name taylor?
You: are u happy with ur life? Do u have midget insurance?
You: why do u ask?
You: my name is joomla
Stranger: i met a midget once
Stranger: and I'm not kiding
Stranger: wee have them a lot here in south america
You: huh...wee have that runs around the neighborhoods and he kicks himself in the head.
You: one*
You: now then what's asl?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: not midgets, dwarves
You: ah
Stranger: Arroz Salada Lagosta
Stranger: this is you new wuestion
Stranger: you'll find me in the end of it
Stranger: till there
Stranger: good luck little joolma
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Quote:Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
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Quote:You: asl?
Stranger: 18f
Stranger: asl
You: huh....my life has a new meaning now....
You: i saw "asl" and thought "wow"....
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Quote:Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: do u like cheese?
Stranger: why?
You: just a wonderin....because i like feta
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Quote:You: p
Stranger: ?
You: sry....i got drunk and ate ur mail box
Stranger: fudge!
Stranger: i have there all my nasty pictures ...
You: u haz no mailbox now....or lawn mower....
You: i haz to leave

Quote:Stranger: goooo fudge ur mum
You: I'm finishing urs frst
You: but frst i got to eat ur mailbox
Stranger: u sounddd fitttttttt donkey fudge
You: what do u think about satan?
Stranger: lets meet up and goooo havee fun
You: ok
You: i got a huge block of cheese
You: (think he left....)

Quote:Stranger: male
You: female
Stranger: ok

Quote:You: Have u ever cooked bacon while ur naked?
Stranger: depends on if bacon is a euphemism
Stranger: in whiuch case yes i have
Stranger: it hurt
Stranger: alot
You: What's it a euphamism for?
Stranger: u don't want to know
You: prolly don't....i had a bad experience with a car battery once
Stranger: ah same
Stranger: high 5 for acid burns
You: w00t!
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