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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Oh hey it's you again.
You: is it?
Stranger: I've been following you.
You: how do you know it's me?
Stranger: You're the guy that runs the cattle right?
Stranger: And you've got the pierced cock?
You: the MASSIVE one yes
You: but how do you know it's me?
Stranger: I fudgeing knew it was you.
Stranger: Just from the way you typed hi.
You: somethings been really annoying me lately
Stranger: Oh?
You: and i think you may be able to solve it
Stranger: Well I'd like to be a good neighbor and all.
You: tell me
You: what's racecar backwards?
Stranger: Evil Olive.
You: ty

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i just fudgeed your mom
You have disconnected.