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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oh ok
You: hi there
You: well, sorry to bring it out on you
Stranger: heyy
You: but I'm really in need
You: i just murdered someone
You: and i don't no where to put the body
Stranger: wowww
You: do u have any suggestions?
You: please, i really need to hide it quick
Stranger: you should eat it
You: how?
You: doesn't fit in the pan
Stranger: chop it up
You: with what though?
You: should i get a saw from the shop?
You: the bones r too hard to cut up
Stranger: an axe? or saw would work
You: and im really short on time
You: well, ive got the head on my lap rite now
Stranger: ummm....put it in the trunk and go dump it
You: a few fingers in my pockets
You: don't have a trunk
You: can't find a good place to dump it
You: can i drop it off at ur place?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I'll eat it
You: awesome!
You: thanks a lot!!
Stranger: no prob
You: so how do i send it to u?
Stranger: drive it over
You: address?
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