you: yeah hello, this is Crisis Assistance how can i help you?
Stranger: hello, i don't want to live anymore i need someone to talk to...
You: why don't you call your mom?
Stranger: because she died last year...
You: HAHA serves her right ya punk donkey bitch..
Stranger:  what you don't think im serious?
You: well if your gonna do it, think of the poor guy whos got to clean that shit up. if your gonna do it, do it outside or something
Stranger: ill do it!! i swear!!!
You: ya fucking bitch.. bring me the gun and ill do it for ya!
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: yeah!
Stranger: *BANG
You: hello?...... hello?!?!?!
Stanger:...............yeah....
You: i knew ya couldnt do it ya bitch!!!


woah... excuse my language... i might have typed it but i take no credit for that one...