On the 12th day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Twelve LittleBigPlanets (i think),
Eleven Crimes of Nature (Wait! What!?)
Ten Death Stars (and thus Man destroyed Earth in 10 days...)
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.