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On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
A partridge in a pear tree.

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On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

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On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the 4rd day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Four 40 inch double sided dildos,
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.



oh wait.. there is no 4rd day of christmas.. damn
On the 5th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Ten Death Stars (and thus Man destroyed Earth in 10 days...)
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
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