On the 10th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Ten Death Stars (and thus Man destroyed Earth in 10 days...)
Nine talking toilets
Eight throwing stars,
Seven Superman undies and capes
Six AK-47s
Five PS3s
Four 40 inch TFT LCDTV [wee all know that's what you meant mythos],
Three Nintendo Wiis,
Two hamburgers,
And a partridge in a pear tree.