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RE: Really funny jokes
Slushba132 Wrote:[Image: 2080298065_86a3af2fee.jpg]

Some of you will get it, others are just stupid.
Oh god, I think I just busted a nut laughing

Vlad The Impaler Wrote:Nice ones. :-)

Why didn't the people go to work?
Because there was a bear in the woods.

How do you tell who has 'borrowed' 160 gold coins from the travelling merchant?
You threaten to impale the entire village if they don't fess up.

How do you impale the travelling merchant?
You reimburse him with 161 gold coins and see if he returns the 1 gold coin in excess.

How do you stop an invading Turk army?
You impale 20.000 people and make sure the army sees the result.

Okay, stop. The gimmick is over. Enough.

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superdouche Wrote:You need at least an 8 inch penis, that's what I heard.
Man, if I had 8 inches, I would find a better use for it :P
Like what, pushing elevator buttons?
(This post was last modified: 10/08/2008 05:39 PM by Chroma.)
10/08/2008 05:38 PM
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Really funny jokes - Vlad The Impaler - 08/08/2008, 05:00 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Sushi - 08/08/2008, 06:23 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Vlad The Impaler - 08/08/2008, 06:24 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - G Ninja - 08/08/2008, 06:26 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Slushba132 - 08/08/2008, 06:34 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Vlad The Impaler - 08/08/2008, 06:42 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - xero1 - 08/08/2008, 06:53 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - G Ninja - 08/08/2008, 07:16 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Chroma - 08/08/2008, 07:52 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - feinicks - 08/08/2008, 08:00 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - G Ninja - 08/08/2008, 08:46 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Slushba132 - 08/08/2008, 09:34 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Method - 09/08/2008, 04:00 AM
RE: Really funny jokes - xero1 - 10/08/2008, 12:31 AM
RE: Really funny jokes - XxLakiyaxX - 10/08/2008, 06:14 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Vlad The Impaler - 10/08/2008, 05:37 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Chroma - 10/08/2008 05:38 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Vlad The Impaler - 10/08/2008, 05:44 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Chroma - 10/08/2008, 05:44 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - G Ninja - 11/08/2008, 02:54 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Vlad The Impaler - 16/08/2008, 12:45 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - G Ninja - 16/08/2008, 01:08 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - andrewcc - 16/08/2008, 01:35 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Chroma - 16/08/2008, 01:46 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - Vlad The Impaler - 08/01/2009, 11:43 PM
RE: Really funny jokes - G Ninja - 28/12/2008, 01:25 AM
RE: Really funny jokes - G Ninja - 28/12/2008, 01:33 AM
Thread Revived!!! - Necro-Bot - 28/12/2008, 01:25 AM

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