Liquid Wrote:I'm not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "Fore", but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him." What's the par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an asshole. - Mitch Hedberg

oh man, he was so funny.
what's the saying? the brightest stars burn out the quickest?
poor mitch, never got to see him.

one a lighter note, one time when i was like 10 years old or something, i was practicing hitting golf balls in my back yard. being young and stupid, i hit the ball into the back of the yard, and then went to the back of the yard to hit it toward the front of the yard. my mom walked out of the house to take some trash out about a half a second after i hit the ball back toward the house; it came down and nailed her straight in the chest. i ran over to her as she sat down on the steps outside our back door and she was wheezing like crazy, but after a few minutes she was ok. there's no way I'll ever forget that day.
i still think that was the best connection ive ever made with a golf ball :]

edit: my contribution to the quotes: "No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise." - Rorschach

(This post was last modified: 03/05/2007 12:13 PM by iggrull.)