I have some race ones, mainly Jewish.

Why do Jewish women see prostitution as a profitable business?
Ya got it, ya sell it, ya still got it!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A jew dropped a nickel in a very deep gopher hole

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up

What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork

What's the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.

Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.

Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?
They never let anyone finish a sentence. (MY MOM IS LIKE THIS)

I'm Jewish, and I give my blessing for you all to mock Jews. Go! Go! Go!

(This post was last modified: 08/08/2008 07:53 PM by Chroma.)