how many men does it take to paper a wall? 3 if you slice them thinly enough.

how many irish (sorry J'adore) men does it take to chane a light bulb? 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the house.

2 guys sitting at a bar at the top of the empire state building. one says to the other, 'if you drink this magic beer it will make you fly.' the other guy replies, 'i don't believe you, prove it.' so he grabs the beer, slugs it down, jumps out the window, flies 3 times around the building and back through the window. 'NICE! barman, give me some of this magic beer!' shots the man. he then proceeds to slug it down and then jumps out the window and falls to his death. the barman turns to the first guy and says, ' you can be a real donkey when you're pissed, superman'