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ZiNgA BuRgA · 16/05/2007 04:28 AM

Okay, just make up a "What if?" situation, and the following poster answers it (and makes their own).

I'll start:

What if... you found out when you are going to die (and you are 100% sure it's totally correct)?

Sparker · 16/05/2007 04:47 AM

I would accept my fate.

What if... I sprinkled you with magic pixie dust?

and you turned into a nerdy stamp collecting nerd, with freckles, glasses and a huge mole on your face?

ZiNgA BuRgA · 16/05/2007 04:58 AM

Since you're playing with my mind ("nerdy stamp collecting nerd"), I guess I would just be collecting stamps, thinking I'm the coolest guy in the world...

What if... Sparker ran out of magic pixie dust?

iggrull · 16/05/2007 05:00 AM

i would start spamming desu.

what if... your tongue shriveled up and fell out and you could no longer talk?

Wolf · 16/05/2007 05:03 AM

then I would cry and commit suicide

What if...you had the power to control the interwebs?

Sparker · 16/05/2007 05:07 AM

I would put desu on every website

What If... you really needed to take a dump, but you're having trouble forcing the poo poo outta your a??s?s?

iggrull · 16/05/2007 05:22 AM

ooh ooh me me ive done this one before - you get hemorrhoids!

what if... you had a terrible case of hemorrhoids?

Wolf · 16/05/2007 05:27 AM

I would cry and commit suicide

What if...you had 76.03 OE-A'?

Ge64 · 16/05/2007 05:43 AM

i would sell it for $10 a piece but make sure it coulndt be pirated so everyone would buy it

what if you have to take a huge shtt that takes time but its 40 degrees and humid in the toilet

u_c_taker · 16/05/2007 10:46 AM

ill take a light ship to the north pole n then spoon

Double post

what if u got to get a virus on ur supercomp which u 'borrowed' from nasa designed for the next generation of space shuttles n then they found u 'borrowed' it n ask u to return it in perfect condition or go to jail

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