Okay, just make up a "What if?" situation, and the following poster answers it (and makes their own).
I'll start:
What if... you found out when you are going to die (and you are 100% sure it's totally correct)?
I would accept my fate.
What if... I sprinkled you with magic pixie dust?
and you turned into a nerdy stamp collecting nerd, with freckles, glasses and a huge mole on your face?
Since you're playing with my mind ("nerdy stamp collecting nerd"), I guess I would just be collecting stamps, thinking I'm the coolest guy in the world...
What if... Sparker ran out of magic pixie dust?
i would start spamming desu.
what if... your tongue shriveled up and fell out and you could no longer talk?
then I would cry and commit suicide
What if...you had the power to control the interwebs?
I would put desu on every website
What If... you really needed to take a dump, but you're having trouble forcing the poo poo outta your a??s?s?
ooh ooh me me ive done this one before - you get hemorrhoids!
what if... you had a terrible case of hemorrhoids?
I would cry and commit suicide
What if...you had 76.03 OE-A'?
i would sell it for $10 a piece but make sure it coulndt be pirated so everyone would buy it
what if you have to take a huge shtt that takes time but its 40 degrees and humid in the toilet
ill take a light ship to the north pole n then spoon
Double postwhat if u got to get a virus on ur supercomp which u 'borrowed' from nasa designed for the next generation of space shuttles n then they found u 'borrowed' it n ask u to return it in perfect condition or go to jail