#1 is from the movie: fight club

sticky Wrote:"THIS IS SPAAAARRRRTTTAAAAAAAA"

visual aid for you:

BLUES BROTHERS

reverend: do you see the light? do you see the light?

elwood: what light?!

TERMINATOR 2

arnie: give me your clothes and your motorcycle

biker: you forgot to say please!

LIFE OF BRIAN

mother: brian can't come out today, he's been a very naughty boy

BAD BOYS II

therapist: ... i love myself. wussah

marcus: now i don't know what the fuck you're on about

therapist: yes you do know what the fuck I'm on about

(the list goes on)

TWIN TOWN

cartwright: now here's twenty quid. so go buy yourselves a nice, big tin o' sticky sticky and fack off back to noddy land

SCARFACE

montana: why don't you try stickin' your head up your donkey. see if it fits

SCUM

carlin: I'm the fuckin' daddy round here now!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIRTY SANCHEZ THE MOVIE

pancho: daint, i don't care if you have a flux capacitor in that thing, i am not fucking doin' it!!!!!!!

POLICE ACADEMY

officer: tackleberry, where did you get that gun?

tackleberry: my ma' gave it to me for christmas

MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL

peasant: just because some watery tart threw a sword at you it does not make a basis for leadership

BACK TO THE FUTURE

mcfly: you made a time machine, out of a delorean?!

BORAT

borat: and on weekends i travel to capital city to watch women make a toilets

ALI G  INDA HOUSE

ali: all da bitches in da house say yo-o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(i watch a lot of films)

INVASION USA

chuck: it's time... to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE HARD 1-3

mcclane: yippee-kie-yay motherfucker

BAD BOYS

the tire guy(can't remember his name.):rubba' rubba' rubba'!!!!!!!!

SCARY MOVIE

cindy: awww. he just wants something to eat. here you go mr. here's a sandwich for you

bum: i said a dollar bitch!!!!!!!!!

I'll get more when i can think of some

Y MYNYDD GRUG

winni: roeddwn i wedi gweddio fel y diawl iddo achub mam

begw: winni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(the above film is part of my welsh coursework and totally sucks donkey!!!!)

TENACIOUS D P.O.D

jables: fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong

BLADE 2

blade: what? you think i forgot about you?

SHAUN OF THE DEAD

ed: can i get... any of you cunts... a drink?

ANCHORMAN

burgundy: i like scotch. scotchy scotchy scotch. beer goes down. down into my belly.

SPEED

traven: FUCK ME!!!!!! there's enough c4 here to blow a hole in the world!!!!!

HOT FUZZ

andy: you know, a swan can break a man's arm

andy: or burn his house down!!!!

GRAND SLAM

mog: you know what you are, don't you? you're a froggy cachu-pot!!

THE ROCK

biker: dude, you just trashed your ferarri.

goodspeed:it's not mine!

SNAKES ON A PLANE

flynn:I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

From the Bucket List:
Edward Cole: Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
Thomas: I'll remember that when I start "decrepitating" sir.

from Hitman:
Agent 47: Because that suitcase perfectly holds my Blazer Sniper Rifle2.45 and a gag for irritating, talkative little girls like yourself. You want me to stop and get it out?
Nika Boronina: I don't know - you think wee have time for foreplay?

from the Dirty Dozen:
Maggot: It's judgement day, sinners!

from Blade Runner:
Deckard: Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me - cold fish.

from Breakfast Club:
Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[he falls through ceiling]
Bender: Oh, *spoon*.