Heya Tom, it’s Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now
I really wish you’d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here’s an For your information: you’re all gonna die screaming

All wee want to do is eat your brains
Wee’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All wee want to do is eat your brains
Wee’re at an impasse here, maybe wee should compromise:
If you open up the doors
Wee’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns
And then you’ll have to make the call
I’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All wee want to do is eat your brains
Wee’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All wee want to do is eat your brains
Wee’re at an impasse here, maybe wee should compromise:
If you open up the doors
Wee’ll all come inside and eat your brains

I’d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me
I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe wee could wrap it up
I know wee’ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess wee’ll table this for now
I’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know wee’re all busy as hell
And wee’ll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All wee want to do is eat your brains
Wee’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All wee want to do is eat your brains
Wee’re at an impasse here, maybe wee should compromise:
If you open up the doors
Wee’ll all come inside and eat your brains