Endless Paradigm

I honestly don't understand how on earth people call that a religion?

Wikipedia: *facts about the flying Monster*

The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, which created the entire universe "after drinking heavily.


The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.[25] Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have VD.


The official conclusion to prayers is "RAmen",


"global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s


consider pirates to be absolute divine beings

The religious text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose Canon. In place of the Ten Commandments, it contains the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.


Also I learnt that wee share more DNA with a pirate than a Monkey.


I'll say something, This religion will die out one day and will be seen as the Religion Joke of the century..   I just posting some facts so others will read and learn. I didnt know any of this until now. So don't get ofended whoever workship pirates and pasta with meatballs

MehHakker Wrote:

UncertainGod Wrote:Also for the last time, what you refer to as pasta is an attack on my God by the Christian church.

It's offensive to me.

But the fact is UG the religion is called Pastafarianism.

No, Being a pastafarian is just one sect of FSM'ism (flying spaghetti monsterism)

And wikipedia has always had it out for FSM'ism.

mime Wrote:I honestly don't understand how on earth people call that a religion?

Wikipedia: *facts about the flying Monster*

The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, which created the entire universe "after drinking heavily.


The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.[25] Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have VD.


The official conclusion to prayers is "RAmen",


"global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s


consider pirates to be absolute divine beings

The religious text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose Canon. In place of the Ten Commandments, it contains the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.


Also I learnt that wee share more DNA with a pirate than a Monkey.


I'll say something, This religion will die out one day and will be seen as the Religion Joke of the century..   I just posting some facts so others will read and learn. I didnt know any of this until now. So don't get ofended whoever workship pirates and pasta with meatballs

so, what about that is more shocking than a story that a divine being (also invisible) cretaed the world in 7 days, and created 2 people, from which the whole world was born of their two children (incest much)

Seriously, there is no such thing as a joke religion. Religion is a collection of beliefs, and if someone wishes to believe that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the planet, then good for them imo

I respect that.. BUT..

What if I come UP with the idea of.... The Flying Skateboard created JESUS and all wee know and then I put some scientist bullchocolate facts just to back up my "idea".


Im ok with that.. But what's the point of believing in something that makes no sense? would you believe in the flying skateboard? if it wasn't pasta with meat balls?

Well I'm thinking of converting to flying spaghetti monsterism (even though I'm not religious)
It seems to understand where my views are......

I'm already a part of the political Monster Raving Loony Party the plans to rule as government in England :)

Official website
Wikipedia

Why would you believe in a divine invisible being

You want to believe in a flying skateboard, feel free

Just look at scientology

you hit the nail on hte head when you said...

"But what's the point of believing in something that makes no sense"

Does believing in jesus and god make sense?

What are the flying skateboards views on monogamy & piracy?

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