Endless Paradigm

i predict the next person posting will sitting on a chair.

False I stood up just to make the post,

I predict the next poster is a mod,

Correcto

I predict the next poster is not a mod

True,

I predict the next poster is at work,

False
I'm at home

I predict that the next user is on Firefox...

false i usually use firfox though
o predict that the next poster is an admin

false

the next poster is bored

Faliure

I predict the next poster is utilizing at least 1 special character in their name

false
i predict the next poster is a supporter of desufication

Actually - you use ' _ ' < that is a special character - so its True.

And I am from the very Desufication Committee so also True.

I predict the next person has a lolicon complex