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Joomla12 Wrote: [ -> ]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?:)
You: good
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have no idea what just happened.

I think it laughed at you for feeling good xD
Bearing in my mouth, just to let me feel, remind me to taste, remind me of wheel,  move to my head, remind me of balance.

Thank you for balance.

I have it.

Now.

Now, thanks to you.  You.  You, created this thing called balance.

You didn't, but what would a poem be without it.

A short line, a line without length line, a tent line,

A bent line, a "what would I meant" line?

I sent line, a line along lines with intent line,

This isn't scent line,

Now lie.

Lie to me, fear the compulsive chocolate cake.

chocolate cake.

chocolate cake.

Chocolate Cake>

Fucking TV .,


Fucking blur.

Blur beyond the Spoon I stir.

Fuck trying.  TRYING will break it.  IT will not MAKE it, wil FAKE it, will chocolate cake.

it's chocolate cake, ill chocolate cake.

This is being typed, so wee read.

read.  (reed)

read.  (red)

finished (red)

end (dead).
Quote:Stranger: hi
You: fudge off
Stranger: asl?

Quote:Stranger: h
Stranger: male or female
You: lesbian
ou: Hello
Stranger: helllo
You: if anyone asks you for the password
You: its 'the ad opens with a dwindling'
You: How are you?
Stranger: i will keep that in mind
You: Good, you can save the world with it
You: so, how are you?
Stranger: im good, at school bored
You: nice
Stranger: yeahhhh
Stranger: what about u?
You: im warning people about the password
Stranger: how come
You: these guys will kill you if you don't know the password
You: and the whole world will blast in flames
You: burst*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hi
You: are you smart?
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: are you smart?
Stranger: m/f?????
You: no milfs
Stranger: m smarter
You: don't like old women
You: if you're smart, tell me the exact purpouse of a rubber duck, please
Stranger: first tell me u r male or female
You: im none of those things
You: im a robot vacuum
You: you can call me roomba
You: what about you?
Stranger: then who r u??????
You: I just told you
Stranger: lol
You: so what are you?
Stranger: alien
You: what's that?
You: could you describe?
You: i sorry not good english
Stranger: m nt from this earth
You: then from which earth are you?
Stranger: , from mars
You: never heard of it
Stranger: u know anything about solar system
You: solar system....solar system....sounds familiar
Stranger: r u a dumb donkey
You: no, im a robot vacuum
You: Roomba
You: google for pics
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Chuckled a bit at the second one...
Garrus Vakarian Wrote:Do you ever miss those talks wee had on the elevators?
Tali'Zorah Wrote:No.
Garrus Vakarian Wrote:Come on. Remember how wee'd always ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!
Tali'Zorah Wrote:This conversation is over.
Garrus Vakarian Wrote:Tell me again about your immune system.
Tali'Zorah Wrote:I have a shotgun.
Garrus Vakarian Wrote:Mmmmaybe wee'll talk later.
Just talk to Evie. That's random.
RalphFox Wrote: [ -> ]
Garrus Vakarian Wrote:Do you ever miss those talks wee had on the elevators?
Tali'Zorah Wrote:No.
Garrus Vakarian Wrote:Come on. Remember how wee'd always ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!
Tali'Zorah Wrote:This conversation is over.
Garrus Vakarian Wrote:Tell me again about your immune system.
Tali'Zorah Wrote:I have a shotgun.
Garrus Vakarian Wrote:Mmmmaybe wee'll talk later.

Sounds like a conversation with a bot.
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