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You might be a nerd if......
Random spoon...but these are orgnail and mine...

you might be a nerd if:
Whenever you get on someone else's computer and you begin to stop processes because its going to slow.

you might be a nerd if:
you clean up your computer more than you clean up your house.

you might be a nerd if:
you have a server in your house you setup, but don't use.

you might be a nerd if:
you type out the HTML instead of using the quicklinks.

you might be a nerd if:
People call you for computer help on a weekly basis.

you might be a nerd if:
you write a batch file to do something for you.

you might be a nerd if:
you freak out if the internet goes down, because you can't think of anything else to do.

you might be a nerd if:
you would rather loose your house/apt than sell your computer.

you might be a nerd(and kinda stupid) if:
you have lost a girlfriend because you wanted to play a game rather than go out with them.

you might be a nerd if:
your computer resolution is at 1600x1200 or more.

you might be a nerd if:
your posting on this forum instead of working!

you might be a LAZY NERD if:
your webpage dns runs past its date, and you forgot about it.

you might be a nerd if:
for a birthday party, you throw a LAN instead of a druken party

You might be a nerd if:
Your ALIAS IS ON YOUR LICENSE PLATE!

you might be a nerd if:
You can't go to a LAN because you don't have a job due to the fact you are addicted to a game.

you might be a nerd if:
All your Computer components are sponsered!

you might be a nerd if:
your computer is hooked up to a projector at your house!

You might be a nerd if:
you have your divx/mp3 drive at work with over 100 gigs of stuff to enjoy

you might be a nerd if:
You know the shortcut to pinball. IE (Windows key + r, type pinball)

you might be a nerd if:
you use notepad instead of a peice of paper and a pen/pencil

you might be a nerd if:
You know what MSTSC is! (run shortcut for remote desktop)

you might be a nerd if:
your computer calculator is the only one you own.

you might be a nerd if:
you change your dads IE icon to open up FIREFOX because he won't know the difference.

you might be a nerd if:
You refer to all your friends by their "handle"

you might be a nerd if:
If you have a illegal copy of windows XP PRO that you use on a monthly basis

you might be a nerd if:
you have a stack of burned cd/dvd's sitting on your desk not labeled. and you have to put them in your cd-rom to figure out what they are.

you might be a nerd if:
you can't afford a computer desk, so you setup on the back of your bed and laydown on the bed as a "chair"

you might be a nerd if:
you resort to the "Oldstyle windows" because it uses less resources.

you might be a nerd if:
you have tried to hack

You might be a nerd if,
Your mouse pad costs the same as your mouse.

You might be a nerd(and kinda stupid) if:
You spend more on a motherboard/processsor combo than you are thinking about spending on your girlfriend's engagement ring. *guilty*

you might be a nerd if,
You go to lan party and play single player games the whole time (looks at pittman)

you might be a nerd if,
You don't wear a seatbelt while driving. but when taking your computer to a LAN, you put it in the passenger seat with a seatbelt.

You might be a nerd if,
If your w,a,s,d, keys no loger have letters written in them...

You might be a nerd If,
You get a phone call asking for the 25 diget xp-key.

You might be a nerd If,
You know what Binary is.

You might be a nerd If,
You know what ASCII is.

You might be a nerd If,
You've ever made an ASCII Art Piece, especially one out of 1's and 0's...and your proud of it.

You might be a nerd If,
You have to obtain games before the street date.Leagaly!!!!?sp?

You might be a nerd If,
You make a decision on your phone and PDA for work based on the number of games available for the platform.

You might be a nerd If,
You might be a nerd if you can decipher, ROTFLMAO,For the win,LOL

You might be a nerd If,
You can use a computer without a mouse! Keaboard-shortcuts For the win!!!

You might be a nerd If,
You know what the insert key does!

You might be a nerd If,
You know what alt-tab is and know how to use it.

You might be a nerd If,
You know what msconfig does.

You might be a nerd If,
You know what cmd is and how to use it.

You might be a nerd If,
You can resite the 25 digit xp cd-key of the top of your head.

You might be a nerd If,
You have more friends online then off.

You might be a nerd If,
You talk to your girl/boy over IM insted of calling.

You might be a nerd If,
You here a sound From a computer and can tell the Program being use i.e. AIM IM'in sound

You might be a nerd If,
You know how to spell leet.

You might be a nerd If,
You can occupy yourself on a computer for hours upon end without getting any substantial work done.

You might be a nerd If,
You have more than one computer setup at your desk

You might be a nerd If,
You think leaving spare parts around your room makes you look "1337"

You might be a nerd If,
Your "time played this week"on xfire totals something more than 3 days
13/09/2007 08:25 PM
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RE: You might be a nerd if......
i qualify

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13/09/2007 08:38 PM
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RE: You might be a nerd if......
I qualify too. . . .

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Quote:you might be a nerd if:
you would rather loose your house/apt than sell your computer.

Actually happened.
14/09/2007 02:54 AM
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RE: You might be a nerd if......
you might be a nerd if:
Whenever you get on someone else's computer and you begin to stop processes because its going to slow.

you might be a nerd if:
you clean up your computer more than you clean up your house.

you might be a nerd if:
If you have a illegal copy of windows XP PRO that you use on a monthly basis

you might be a nerd if:
you have a stack of burned cd/dvd's sitting on your desk not labeled. and you have to put them in your cd-rom to figure out what they are.


lol i qualify for alot

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14/09/2007 03:20 AM
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RE: You might be a nerd if......
yes same as me squee!

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RE: You might be a nerd if......
i get at least 50%

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I get about 60-70%^^

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RE: You might be a nerd if......
squee666 Wrote:you might be a nerd if:
If you have a illegal copy of windows XP PRO that you use on a monthly basis
How's that nerdy?  More like if you have an illegal copy of a Linux distro that you use on a monthly basis...

Yeah, I quality.
14/09/2007 05:25 AM
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RE: You might be a nerd if......
that's unlikely though, an illegal copy of linux

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