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Some facts to consider
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
01/03/2007 05:16 AM
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:rofl: so true :P

this one:

"Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands."

Lol that's so written by a woman.

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. anually.. whow big deal

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. double you tee eff

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) that's hard to beleive, probably really indirectly like a guy takes a piss then the water he flushes is cleaned and reused much later for cleaning the doorknob or something 8)7

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01/03/2007 05:26 AM
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:gasp:

That's why wee have our private swimming pool :mdr:

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01/03/2007 05:27 AM
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RE: Some facts to consider
dasme Wrote::gasp:

That's why wee have our private swimming pool :mdr:

heh taht was ur 404'th post xD

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01/03/2007 05:33 AM
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intersting yet funny lol

01/03/2007 11:04 AM
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man... now i am scared
15 penises!?!?!?!?

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01/03/2007 02:57 PM
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lol

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01/03/2007 07:55 PM
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omfg thas nasty and hard to believe i wonder how someone found all those things out?

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Ignorance is bliss...
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yep

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