taking out an alien invasion. easy.

protecting your company against extraterrestrial invaders? easy.

1. Call the Army, the Navy, and the Discovery Channel.
   They'll all want to know.  They may swoop in and take over the situation, but then it will be as much their problem as yours.  They are experts, ,they have high-tech gadgets designed to handle this kind of thing, and maybe they can help.
   
   
2. 'borrow' the keys to their spaceship.
   It sounds desperate but it just might work.  When they realise they're stuck here they may mellow out and try to work it out instead.
   
   
3. Sneeze on them.
   It's likely Aliens have different immune systems from our own.  Which means even the common cold could be deadly.  Sneeze and cough in their direction, and spray when you talk - even if they are immune they may be grossed out enough to leave anyway.
   
   
4. Try negotiating. (Or not.)
   They may not come in peace, but they are advanced.  Pitch them as you would a client; explain why humanity should be spared in under 50 Microsoft® PowerPoint® slides, and then close the deal.  Or just grab their feet and spin them around.
   
   
5. Play dumb, then run.
   The Aliens may have no idea who's in charge.  Tell them squirrels rule the Earth, and wee humans are their slaves.  When they start trying to negotiate with the squirrels, run and hide.
   
   
6. Fight dirty.
   No one will blame you if you fight dirty.  Against their superior weapons and superior intellect, you may need to scratch, kick, bite, play dead, or even apply an intergalactic "noogie".  Our wedgies, however, are useless against their super-advanced alien undergarments.

Taken from Microsoft's Forefront ad.

(This post was last modified: 14/07/2007 06:26 AM by ZiNgA BuRgA.)

Yayks  :D :yipi: i feel ready now for alien invasion .

lol, the squirrels

wow all I'm gona say is LOL

Quote: "Wee will kill the Alien when he is human again.."

Damm fudgeers..

(That's right..uhhh daahhhh Aliens do not excist..or do they..)

(This post was last modified: 14/07/2007 01:12 PM by Vegetano1.)