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St0rMaGe
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I Almost Died!!!
Damn!! I almost died this day.....

Me and my friends where on a resort.
So wee are walking along side the 10 ft pool, then suddenly my fuc.k.ing idiot  a.s.sHole friend pushed me in the pool!
But i don't know how to swim!
i was in the water for damn 10 sec!

Man i was wiggling my Arms and legs for my life's sake!

but he saved me....
But fudge! i punched him so hard in the stomach!
But he said sorry to me so it's ok now...

But now i have a Pool phobia.........Dotdotdot
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15/06/2011 02:36 AM
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Im not excusing your friends actions, but dude learn to swim. Its like a basic life skill.
15/06/2011 02:40 AM
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(15/06/2011 02:40 AM)Grey Ghost Wrote:  Im not excusing your friends actions, but dude learn to swim. Its like a basic life skill.

^this.
Your friend may be a pocky but you should look out for yourself too.

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yeah i don't know how many time my asshole so called brother took my tube and almost left me to death.

just learn how to float and that's all you need

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Its just a jump to the left...

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I'm so embarrassed right now cause i can't swim......
15/06/2011 03:17 AM
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I absolutely blow at swimming and haven't been in a pool for like 10 years.

(15/06/2011 03:04 AM)Kana Wrote:  just learn how to float and that's all you need
^ That.  Just float on your back.  If you're pushed in, don't panic (that's like what most people do, might be difficult, but try as much as you can not to panic) and use your hands and legs to kick yourself where your back is facing the bottom, then "lie" flat using your hands to keep you afloat.


Still he's a pocky for pushing someone he knew couldn't swim into a pool.
15/06/2011 03:44 AM
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OMIGAWSH STORMAGE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM?!?!?

Lol jk. Seriously though, It's pretty bad if it was your 'friend'. I guess he was just being a Jerk, to be quite frank. A lot of people your age are. (except for you of course.)
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Ive saved a little girl from drowning. The low life parents didn't even seem to care when I came walking up with their child in my arms

glad you're still alive, learn the doggy paddle, its a life saver

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15/06/2011 06:04 AM
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here ya go! this is how to swim in place! its all about repetition dude....
if it makes u feel better 50% of USA kids suck anuz at swimming. news
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