Once upon a time there was a person who was so ugly he couldnt see his face in the mirror so he had to use michaelp's special mirror that showed his ugly face all censored with black bubble gum rapping papper in his mothers butthole, so he decided one day he would get his parents to pay for him to go to the suicide booth. When he asked this he got a slap in his face so hard that his nose started bleeding. So he decided after that to go on his computer and join a forum named ugly duckling and he was b anned from there because he was uglier than the rest. He really needed to go to the bathroom so he went to the bathroom and considerer wat to do, and he decided to kill himself. But then he decided to hang himself in the livingroom, but then he changed his mind on what rope to use but he decided to go with killing himself in a piece of spoon but there was none around so he went to the garage...and got an axe. Then he wondered what such a wonderful axe was doing lying in a puddle of blood. He looked down on himself and realized that he had actually comitted suicide.

Happily he went to hell and ruled all of heaven and pwnt his mothers head, so he decided to get face surgery except in hell it was free, when the surgery was finished he lived happily ever after. until he looked in michaelp's magic mirror what he saw a huge turd hanging from a stick so he was going to puke but there was a beautiful mirror in the room next to his so he was happy and lived a CRAPPY life without his vomit.

Yesterday Ge64 broke his cell phone by sticking it up blackninja's 4$$ because he got hit by bus 182 on his way to the craptastic computer lab where the school IT guys were going through his underwear drawer and they found a huge pink 12in vibrating dildo. Seeing it's school IT guys all, they decided to go near them.....

However; something bad

Once upon a time there was a person who was so ugly he couldnt see his face in the mirror so he had to use michaelp's special mirror that showed his ugly face all censored with black bubble gum rapping papper in his mothers butthole, so he decided one day he would get his parents to pay for him to go to the suicide booth. When he asked this he got a slap in his face so hard that his nose started bleeding. So he decided after that to go on his computer and join a forum named ugly duckling and he was b anned from there because he was uglier than the rest. He really needed to go to the bathroom so he went to the bathroom and considerer wat to do, and he decided to kill himself. But then he decided to hang himself in the livingroom, but then he changed his mind on what rope to use but he decided to go with killing himself in a piece of spoon but there was none around so he went to the garage...and got an axe. Then he wondered what such a wonderful axe was doing lying in a puddle of blood. He looked down on himself and realized that he had actually comitted suicide.

Happily he went to hell and ruled all of heaven and pwnt his mothers head, so he decided to get face surgery except in hell it was free, when the surgery was finished he lived happily ever after. until he looked in michaelp's magic mirror what he saw a huge turd hanging from a stick so he was going to puke but there was a beautiful mirror in the room next to his so he was happy and lived a CRAPPY life without his vomit.

Yesterday Ge64 broke his cell phone by sticking it up blackninja's 4$$ because he got hit by bus 182 on his way to the craptastic computer lab where the school IT guys were going through his underwear drawer and they found a huge pink 12in vibrating dildo. Seeing it's school IT guys all, they decided to go near them.....

However; something bad was gonna happen up his

*edit for more e-pigs to afford a moon ;)

(This post was last modified: 21/02/2008 08:48 PM by beaner2k6.)

Once upon a time there was a person who was so ugly he couldnt see his face in the mirror so he had to use michaelp's special mirror that showed his ugly face all censored with black bubble gum rapping papper in his mothers butthole, so he decided one day he would get his parents to pay for him to go to the suicide booth. When he asked this he got a slap in his face so hard that his nose started bleeding. So he decided after that to go on his computer and join a forum named ugly duckling and he was b anned from there because he was uglier than the rest. He really needed to go to the bathroom so he went to the bathroom and considerer wat to do, and he decided to kill himself. But then he decided to hang himself in the livingroom, but then he changed his mind on what rope to use but he decided to go with killing himself in a piece of spoon but there was none around so he went to the garage...and got an axe. Then he wondered what such a wonderful axe was doing lying in a puddle of blood. He looked down on himself and realized that he had actually comitted suicide.

Happily he went to hell and ruled all of heaven and pwnt his mothers head, so he decided to get face surgery except in hell it was free, when the surgery was finished he lived happily ever after. until he looked in michaelp's magic mirror what he saw a huge turd hanging from a stick so he was going to puke but there was a beautiful mirror in the room next to his so he was happy and lived a CRAPPY life without his vomit.

Yesterday Ge64 broke his cell phone by sticking it up blackninja's 4$$ because he got hit by bus 182 on his way to the craptastic computer lab where the school IT guys were going through his underwear drawer and they found a huge pink 12in vibrating dildo. Seeing it's school IT guys all, they decided to go near them.....

However; something bad was gonna happen up his spine he felt a chill

Once upon a time there was a person who was so ugly he couldnt see his face in the mirror so he had to use michaelp's special mirror that showed his ugly face all censored with black bubble gum rapping papper in his mothers butthole, so he decided one day he would get his parents to pay for him to go to the suicide booth. When he asked this he got a slap in his face so hard that his nose started bleeding. So he decided after that to go on his computer and join a forum named ugly duckling and he was b anned from there because he was uglier than the rest. He really needed to go to the bathroom so he went to the bathroom and considerer wat to do, and he decided to kill himself. But then he decided to hang himself in the livingroom, but then he changed his mind on what rope to use but he decided to go with killing himself in a piece of spoon but there was none around so he went to the garage...and got an axe. Then he wondered what such a wonderful axe was doing lying in a puddle of blood. He looked down on himself and realized that he had actually comitted suicide.

Happily he went to hell and ruled all of heaven and pwnt his mothers head, so he decided to get face surgery except in hell it was free, when the surgery was finished he lived happily ever after. until he looked in michaelp's magic mirror what he saw a huge turd hanging from a stick so he was going to puke but there was a beautiful mirror in the room next to his so he was happy and lived a CRAPPY life without his vomit.

Yesterday Ge64 broke his cell phone by sticking it up blackninja's 4$$ because he got hit by bus 182 on his way to the craptastic computer lab where the school IT guys were going through his underwear drawer and they found a huge pink 12in vibrating dildo. Seeing it's school IT guys all, they decided to go near them.....

However; something bad was gonna happen up his spine he felt a chill, so he went to his

(This post was last modified: 11/04/2007 04:38 PM by ix_stylez.)

Once upon a time there was a person who was so ugly he couldnt see his face in the mirror so he had to use michaelp's special mirror that showed his ugly face all censored with black bubble gum rapping papper in his mothers butthole, so he decided one day he would get his parents to pay for him to go to the suicide booth. When he asked this he got a slap in his face so hard that his nose started bleeding. So he decided after that to go on his computer and join a forum named ugly duckling and he was b anned from there because he was uglier than the rest. He really needed to go to the bathroom so he went to the bathroom and considerer wat to do, and he decided to kill himself. But then he decided to hang himself in the livingroom, but then he changed his mind on what rope to use but he decided to go with killing himself in a piece of spoon but there was none around so he went to the garage...and got an axe. Then he wondered what such a wonderful axe was doing lying in a puddle of blood. He looked down on himself and realized that he had actually comitted suicide.

Happily he went to hell and ruled all of heaven and pwnt his mothers head, so he decided to get face surgery except in hell it was free, when the surgery was finished he lived happily ever after. until he looked in michaelp's magic mirror what he saw a huge turd hanging from a stick so he was going to puke but there was a beautiful mirror in the room next to his so he was happy and lived a CRAPPY life without his vomit.

Yesterday Ge64 broke his cell phone by sticking it up blackninja's 4$$ because he got hit by bus 182 on his way to the craptastic computer lab where the school IT guys were going through his underwear drawer and they found a huge pink 12in vibrating dildo. Seeing it's school IT guys all, they decided to go near them.....

However; something bad was gonna happen up his spine he felt a chill, so he went to his psychic medium, Greg, for advice.