Quote:im kind of confused

do i save my drug dealers number under "mobile" or "work" ?

Quote:It's awesome when you go to the mall high and the guy who works at the taco bell is high too. You just give eachother this smirk. Like "i know what you've been up to".

Quote:you know why wee call it bud...cause its our buddy =)

Quote:Am I the only one....

That has intense conversations with myself in my head when I'm super baked?

Quote:how awesome would it be if every person had their own gravitational pull? you could just kinda toss your lighters,pipes,phone, and whatever else into your orbit & youd never drop anything. plus, your smoke from your hits would be pulled around you & you could freakin hotbox your own atmosphere.
awesome.

PS.
yay for wonderful hits from a new bong with ice in it!

Quote:E for everyone

some one in the videogame industry should create a single player game called "E for everyone". in which you drive around in a ice cream truck and distribute massive quantities of ecstacy to everyone. "E for everyone" is rated M for mature..

Quote:Baking while baked? Not a good idea

"I can't tell if this is flour or sugar."
"Dude, that's flour. Look at it. It's like beautifully fine white sand."
"Woah, man you're right. It is beautiful."

*Minutes later*

"Hey is this flour or sugar?"

Quote:I always hate when my close blaze buddies quit smoking, its like a little peice of them dies :(

Quote:I'm Gonna Be Rich

Justin Bieber tampons. Every 14 year old girl's gonna buy those.

Quote:if i could be in a relationship with myself...

it would be the best thing that ever happened to me ever. i would treat me so well, and i would always know exactly what i would like as a gift. i would fudge myself so hard. yessir.

Quote:the male human body double you tee eff

why does masterbation never get boring. and why when masterbationg do you become so irrational!? and why when your done does the prospect of sex seem seem so unapeeling?!? and how come a girls vagina goes from the best thing ever to the most disgusting in like 3 seconds... once again im stumped

Quote:Dear graffiti artist,

How in the HELL did you get your donkey up there?

Quote:Anybody else notcice...

that lol looks like a guy at a rock concert?
lollollollollollollol
gnarly crowed right?

Quote:stoned in public

i gave the cashier my id wen i went to buy some milk

Quote:don't tell ME a stoner is always dumb!

check this spoon out.
90 on a chem test.
80 on my junior research paper.
86 on my Spanish 2 test.
90 on my driving test.
100 on an English test from a book i never looked at.
and a 1600 on my SAT.

this bowl is for all of us intelligent stoners, this bowl is for us.

Quote:Im gonna invent a pill that changes the color of sperm and name it cums in many colors