Chroma
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Time Paradox or something
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger.
You raise it to your lips and take a bite.
Your eye twitches involuntarily.
Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs.
You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands.
I give you a hamburger.
You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands.
You cannot swallow.
There are children at the top of the stairs.
A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun.
I give you a hamburger.
You look at my face, and I am pleading with you.
The children are crying now.
You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite.
I give you a hamburger.
You are on your knees.
You plead with me to go across the street.
I hear only children's laughter.
I give you a hamburger.
You are screaming as you fall down the stairs.
I am your child.
You cannot see anything.
You take a bite of the hamburger.
The concrete rushes up to meet you.
You awake with a start in your own bed.
Your eye twitches involuntarily.
I give you a hamburger.
As you kill me, I do not make a sound.
I give you a hamburger.
You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.
You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist.
Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
You awake as a hamburger.
You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips.
The world is in sepia.
Why are wee speaking German?
A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow.
Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties.
You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
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superdouche Wrote:TheGuy Wrote:superdouche Wrote:You need at least an 8 inch penis, that's what I heard.
Man, if I had 8 inches, I would find a better use for it :P
Like what, pushing elevator buttons?
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Slushba132
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RE: Time Paradox or something
if I dwell on this will I learn something, or is it just random?
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13/01/2009 11:24 PM |
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Chroma
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RE: Time Paradox or something
Slushba132 Wrote:if I dwell on this will I learn something, or is it just random?
Yes.
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superdouche Wrote:TheGuy Wrote:superdouche Wrote:You need at least an 8 inch penis, that's what I heard.
Man, if I had 8 inches, I would find a better use for it :P
Like what, pushing elevator buttons?
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14/01/2009 12:24 AM |
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PSPkiller
*The Sweaty Indian/Welsh Guy*
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RE: Time Paradox or something
random yes or learn something yes?
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14/01/2009 02:26 AM |
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Method
You may call me Reverend.
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RE: Time Paradox or something
Yes. Was this a dream lol?
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14/01/2009 04:05 AM |
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SchmilK
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RE: Time Paradox or something
All i wanted was a Pepsi
JUST ONE PEPSI
And she wouldn't give it to me.
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14/01/2009 04:32 AM |
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roberth
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RE: Time Paradox or something
Um....ok....that was interesting
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14/01/2009 05:17 AM |
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Vlad The Impaler
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RE: Time Paradox or something
It's either an advertisment for hamburgers, or wrist watches.
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14/01/2009 05:40 AM |
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Mickey
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RE: Time Paradox or something
SchmilK Wrote:All i wanted was a Pepsi
JUST ONE PEPSI
And she wouldn't give it to me.
lol love that song
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14/01/2009 07:59 AM |
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Method
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RE: Time Paradox or something
ALL I WANTED WAS A SLUSHIE!!!!
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