He was invited by the "cool kids" to hang out at some kids house whose liberal parents had left for the weekend.

My brother, always a moral and thoughtful individual, wanted to attend because it was one of those massive house parties that he'd never been to.

Well, as was later recalled by some of his friends at the party, he was pressured into eating muffins. He ended up eating the entire pack of muffins.

Not long after he went into convulsions and started foaming at the mouth. The people at the party held back calling 9/11 for almost 10 minutes.

When the paramedics finally arrived they could do nothing to save him.

The autopsy revealed he had 3 times the lethal dosage of muffin in his blood.

But I'm sure everyone here will deny my story and the fact that my brother died after eating muffins.

OMFG....   LOL

When I first began to read the title to this thread, I thought:
"My GOD, this is terrible.  Someone on EP lost their brother !"

Then when I clicked into the thread, read the full title, and looked even further up to realize it was posted in Random Insanity...   Then I read it and laughed my a$$ off.  :p

Good stuff Nacos       

metalgear08 Wrote:

Agreed

this just gts better

One of the funniest threads I've ever read.
Just read this to my wife, and she LOL.

EPIC.  

Jomann Wrote:yeah, this isn't funny... at all.

To you...  I personally found it hilarious.