Welcome to my movie review thread... very quick reviews i might add...

this thread will with start with "Don't mess with the Zohan" and "Kung Fu panda"

and it will not include horror movies becasue they all suck and it's a waste of my time.



base plot: Zohan is Israeli counter-terrorism army commando who, after growing tired of his Israeli post-draft's standing service, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. (from Wikipedia)

What i thought of this movie: well beside from the weird humour i liked the ending the best the rest of movie didn't go over so well

my Rating: 2 / 5

Trailer:
Source: YouTube




base plot: Po is fat chubby panda who wants to learn Kung Fu. Once he gets this chance to learn any kung fu he fails. (lol)

What i thought: well besides being a child's movie, it was good. the only thing they could have done better was included more voice acting from the other characters.

my rating 3 / 5

Trailer:
Source: YouTube


Other Reviews:
Hulk » Post 5.
Get Smart » Post 5.
Wall-E » post 7.
Wanted » post 7.
Hancock » post 8.
Hellboy ][ » post 9.
Journey to the center of the earth » post 9.

Coming Soon:

(This post was last modified: 15/02/2009 04:52 AM by Syfe.)

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well since you (other people) posted... i have to post my next review part down here



Base plot: this movie takes place after the 2003 version of the Hulk, Bruce Banner is on the run from the US Military who want to use him for other human weapons.

What i thought: this movie was freaking epic. although it's all star cast, it seemed a bit too short.

My rating: 4 / 5

Trailer:
Source: YouTube




Base Plot: in this movie of the original Tv series, Maxwell Smart is a Analyzer for the spy agency of control, that is until all the field agents fall under attack and Max is promoted to Agent Status. Meanwhile KOAS plans something involving dictators and nukes.

What i thought: this movie is designed to be funny... and yet it has parts of a real spy movie in it.

My rating: 4 / 5

Trailer:
Source: YouTube

(This post was last modified: 28/06/2008 07:47 PM by Syfe.)

Hello movie fans to another Syfe's Movie Review Thread review post.

This week movies were Wanted and Wall-E. Meanwhile Wall-E was a kids movie and i sit though the movie while listening to other people explain to their kids what was going on. Wanted however was rated 18A and now i know why... now enough of the nonsense and lets review.

First wee have Wall-E:


Base Plot: this movie follows a robot who after 700 years of cleaning the earth, is alone. of course this doesn't end there, another robot named EVE. Somehow Wall-E Must save the Human race...

What I thought: Pixar went out of their minds to bring us this movie, it jumps form bound to bound and somehow kept me in my seat until the end. you might think otherwise but this is my review. i think everybody would enjoy this movie.

Rating: 4/5

Trailer:
Source: YouTube


Next wee have WANTED:



Base plot: in this Assassin themed movie a loser must become a master assassin to defeat the man who is only known as "Cross"

What i thought: holy mindfork movie here... well besides form the mass amounts of blood spilled everywhere and the mind tricks at every turn. the movie doesn't live to it's name... otherless... it was a epic movie to see. if your into the whole assassin thing. or action thing...

My Rating 4.5/5

Source: YouTube


and that's all i have for this week, on July 2 the superhero film. Hancock will be reviewed

(This post was last modified: 30/06/2008 03:58 PM by Syfe.)

Welcome to this time review:

{updated top post}

HANCOCK. the lazy superhero with the weird name.



Base Plot: John Hancock is a lazy superhero which every time he saves somebody causes a wake of destruction. Enter Ray Embrey a PR guy who remodels Hancock's life after he is saved.

What i thought: This movie is dramatic and full action. it is meant to show darker sides of superheroes.

Rating: 3.5/5

Trailer
Source: YouTube


"i pulled some stuff on youtube."

(This post was last modified: 09/07/2008 11:32 PM by Syfe.)

well this time i have 2 more movies for you.

out of 3 movies that opened last week these were the best (didn't see that stupid "meet dave" if i did it might only get 1 for a rating)

anyways:



Hellboy ][ - Golden Army

Base Plot: A Goblin suggests to King Balor, King of the Elves, that he could create an unstoppable clockwork army. This 'Golden Army' of 4900 soldiers decimated the humans so mercilessly in battle that Balor regretted the army's creation and offered a truce: man would keep his cities and the creatures would keep their forests. This truce was to be part of an unspoken chain passed from ruler to heir amongst the realm of men, until the end of time itself. The truce didn't settle with Balor's son, Prince Nuada (Luke Goss), who left in exile. The crown was soon broken into three, with two of the pieces going to the Elves and the last to the humans. The Golden Army was buried and quickly became legend. {wikipedia}

what i thought: okay this movie was good... however it was boring to watch most of it.

rating: 2.75/5



Journey to the center of the Earth.

base plot: here have a 3d movie. Trevor Anderson and his nephew travel to the center of the earth

what i thought: i saw this in 2d but this movie is full of adventure... well it was more interesting than hellboy.

Rating 3/5

Hey Everybody... it's been a while since i posted a new review. (since there was nothing to watch and i had no time) today it's the long awaited review of the Dark Knight.

Base Plot: That would be saying too much. i think wee know the plot line of a batman movie, even if it surrounds the Joker.

What I thought: EPIC. there one word. BEAT THAT. anyways... now this is out of the way i can view less than awesome movies...

Rating: 4/5