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Wolf
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RE: DragonLord
diego Wrote:Wolf Wrote:Violence is never the answer.
ORLY?
What if someone kidnapped your girlfriend and you had to punch a cow so they would give her back.
I'd ask them nicely.
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30/01/2008 06:30 AM |
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Sparker
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RE: DragonLord
Duke it out with the goblin.
(This post was last modified: 01/02/2008 05:52 AM by Sparker.)
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30/01/2008 06:43 AM |
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Wolkenritter
Hey poor player!
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RE: DragonLord
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:After rooting around in your bag for several moments, the goblin throws it down to the ground in disgust.
"What a load o' poo poo!" the creature grumbles. "Trust me pal...I'm doing you a favour by not letting you cross this bridge. Now go on back home to your mommy before I get angry..." The Goblin fingers the blade of his knife with a restless look in its eye...
- Take its advice and head back southward?
- Duke it out with the little critter?
KILL IT!!!! RIP IT TO SHREDS!!!
DADDY NEEDS HIS EXP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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30/01/2008 06:50 AM |
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dedat
I also poo when hungry.
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RE: DragonLord
duke it out!!
im joining goshi, EXP must be gained!!
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30/01/2008 12:44 PM |
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ZiNgA BuRgA
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RE: DragonLord
After all, you think to yourself, as you put up your fists and advance toward the Goblin - he can't be more than three feet tall, and that's a pretty feeble little knife...
The Goblin proves to be quite handy with his knife, however. One minute it's right there, glimmering faintly in the darkness under your nose... and the next moment, it would seem to be located somewhere deep inside your person. The last thought that crosses your mind as you sink slowly to your knees has something to do with the impossibility of washing bloodstains out of long underwear...
Your quest ends here.
W00t! Over with. HAHAHAHA.
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04/02/2008 05:49 AM |
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diego
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RE: DragonLord
NOoOooOooOoOooOOooOooOoo000O0o00OooOO00OO0oo00!
An angel comes and asks you if you want to be resurrected, BUT, you have to give him a blow.
(This post was last modified: 04/02/2008 05:56 AM by diego.)
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04/02/2008 05:55 AM |
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Sparker
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04/02/2008 09:21 PM |
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ZiNgA BuRgA
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RE: DragonLord
Sparker Wrote:the quest has ended...?
Quote:Your quest ends here.
Dunno about the quest...
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05/02/2008 02:51 AM |
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Wolf
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RE: DragonLord
SEE? If you had listened to me, Zinga, you would still be alive...
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05/02/2008 04:03 AM |
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Sparker
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RE: DragonLord
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Sparker Wrote:the quest has ended...?
Quote:Your quest ends here.
Dunno about the quest...
goddammit.
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05/02/2008 04:07 AM |
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