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Santa VS Superman
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ZiNgA BuRgA
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Santa VS Superman
...who would win at:
  1. Delivering presents to the kiddies the fastest.
  2. Stopping a terrorist thread on Christmas day.
  3. Christmas shopping (being more efficient in terms of saving money).
  4. Fastest to travel around the world.
  5. Cooking the (best tasting) turkey.
  6. Boxing (assuming they complete the above in a day)
  7. Enjoying their Christmas present.
  8. Playing Wipeout Pure.
  9. Winning over a girl's heart.
  10. Getting the highest post count on EP.
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RE: Santa VS Superman
Superman hands down
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RE: Santa VS Superman
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:...who would win at:
  1. Delivering presents to the kiddies the fastest.
  2. Stopping a terrorist thread on Christmas day.
  3. Christmas shopping (being more efficient in terms of saving money).
  4. Fastest to travel around the world.
  5. Cooking the (best tasting) turkey.
  6. Boxing (assuming they complete the above in a day)
  7. Enjoying their Christmas present.
  8. Playing Wipeout Pure.
  9. Finding love.

  1. Santa. (Santa's reindeer must travel at a speed of 5,800 kilometers (3,604 miles) per second to make the trip on time).
  2. Superman (the only thread Santa knows is the magic stuff he ties his sack up with... Superman knows c++.
  3. Santa.  If they can't make it, his elves simply do it for him...  Many hands make light work.
  4. Santa. 3,604mps is fast.
  5. Santa.  2 words:  MRS. CLAUS.
  6. Superman.  Hands Down.
  7. Santa.  Ho Ho Ho...              Ho...                                               Ho...
  8. Superman.  Santa's still working out this whole computer interweb thingy...  
  9. Santa. Married for years,  Superman still struggling to score! (Lois).
  10. Superman can type faster than Santa. Santa's fingers are FAT.
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25/12/2007 04:06 AM
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RE: Santa VS Superman
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Delivering presents to the kiddies the fastest.
Superman can fly really fast and Santa leaves his reindeers to do his work
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Stopping a terrorist thread on Christmas day..
None of them are mods.
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Christmas shopping (being more efficient in terms of saving money).
Santa doesn't shop, he gets his elves to make presents, Superman does something but I don't know...
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Fastest to travel around the world.
Santa's fat, so the may slow him and his reindeers down, Superman needs no explaining
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Cooking the (best tasting) turkey.
Superman uses his laser beams to roast the turkey, Santa uses his magic elf dust.
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Boxing (assuming they complete the above in a day)
Santa's Fat serves as an efficient defensive measure against Superman's Punches, but it's Superman wee're talking about
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Enjoying their Christmas present.
Santa got milk and cookies, Superman got fanmail.
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Playing Wipeout Pure.
Both of them will lose
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Winning over a girl's heart.
Santa is FAT, Superman has muscles, no explanatory needed.
ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Getting the highest post count on EP.
Santa constantly posts HO HO HO, Superman posts stuff...
25/12/2007 04:11 AM
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RE: Santa VS Superman
Quote:   1. Delivering presents to the kiddies the fastest.
ROCKET REINDEER
Quote:   2. Stopping a terrorist thread on Christmas day.
Even Lex Luther would celebrate Christmas
Quote:   3. Christmas shopping (being more efficient in terms of saving money).
Santa doesn't need to do Christmas Shopping! The elves do it all the shopping, all year!
Quote:   4. Fastest to travel around the world.
ROCKET REINDEER
Quote:   5. Cooking the (best tasting) turkey.
Kryptonite Turkey would stop Superman right there.
Quote:   6. Boxing (assuming they complete the above in a day)
SUPER MAN FIST
Quote:   7. Enjoying their Christmas present.
Lex Luther
Quote:   8. Playing Wipeout Pure.
Super Man would have the upper hand
Quote:   9. Winning over a girl's heart.
Okay girls! Would you rather hang out with a fat old man or a muscular guy who pretends to be a coward?
Quote:  10. Getting the highest post count on EP.
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RE: Santa VS Superman
~Locked~

For making fun of Jesus.
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RE: Santa VS Superman
_VEndeTta Wrote:~Locked~

For making fun of Jesus.

uh oh...someones mad.. :@ right in someway though.

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RE: Santa VS Superman
~Locked~
For the FlammZorZ
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26/12/2007 09:26 AM
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RE: Santa VS Superman
it's not locked :D?

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RE: Santa VS Superman
Gaspz!! Orlyowl?

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