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300nukez
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Dreams
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I keep having these cool dreams and i always forget them so I'm posting them here. I'm not making them up either the things i see are crazy.

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I was at a party in an office building and there were Asian girls everywhere. Wee were somehow getting drunk off chocolate and laughing really hard. I had fun and slept due to all the chocolate. I awoke as a 40yr old man in the same room. I was alone and I looked around to see everything covered in chocolate. I felt like I was in deep trouble and I started limping to an old car (around year 1970). My body was old and I had difficulty getting in. As I started driving I hit the curb on the road and I woke up.


I was an invisible being sitting on a fudgelift in a summer day around 3pm. I saw a guy passing by and I tried to scare him by moving a large human sized hose inside the machine. He looked so scared I had difficulty not laughing. Another guy ruined my fun and threw a wrench at my head (he was guessing where I was) I got angry and shot a lazer out of my hand like in iron man and exploded a few gasoline tanks near him. I got off and started chasing after the guy i was trying to spook. I found him in a small garage crying and he was near another pile of gas tanks. I was about to blow them up until a guy in a cowboy hat came in and told him to run. I chased them out to a small field of grass and the cowboy threw a spider at my face because he could hear me chasing after him and the guy I was trying to kill. I woke up in bed trying to brush off an imaginitive spider off my face.

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09/01/2012 05:08 AM
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The word filters make your dream even more interesting.. only the chocolate wasn't actually shit.

Sounds like you do have fun in your dreams anyway. Not remembering many of mine nowadays (assuming humans do always dream).
09/01/2012 06:27 AM
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RE: Dreams
Lol oh yeah I I forgot about that
No way wan it was chocolate candy not poop

Yah sometimes I'm able to control what I do in them too, but that barely happens.

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09/01/2012 06:52 AM
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RE: Dreams
i don't usually dream, but when i do, i fight bad guys in intense eff-physic action.

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09/01/2012 11:52 AM
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RE: Dreams
I don't always dream, but when I do...





















...it's usually a wet dream/nightmare about rape thanks to my wonderfull childhood~

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09/01/2012 04:55 PM
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RE: Dreams
I prefered the fudgelift.

You guys seem to have exciting movie-like dreams.
09/01/2012 06:37 PM
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RE: Dreams
I don't always dream, but when I do, it's boring as tits.

Ever dreamed about being at work, wherein absolutely nothing interesting happens? I mean it, not even any funky colors. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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09/01/2012 09:35 PM
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^ Must be painful.
You dream, for 8 hours a night, about the mundane task you do for 8 hours a day.
I think it's suggesting that your job is taking over your 2/3rds of your life.
09/01/2012 10:05 PM
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RE: Dreams
(09/01/2012 09:35 PM)Silvertie Wrote:  I don't always dream, but when I do, it's boring as tits.

Ever dreamed about being at work, wherein absolutely nothing interesting happens? I mean it, not even any funky colors. Nothing out of the ordinary.

This is why people try to lucid dream.

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RE: Dreams
^ Oh man I hate it when that happens
except I dream I'm online chatting with you fine people. I sometimes find myself reaching for my pocket at night thinking i lost my smartphone. I also hate it when you sleep and you wake up the next day feeling that only 10 minutes have gone by!

Wet dreamz are rare if you are a regular fapper you need to stress yourself for a month for it to happen. I want to read everyone's dreams so if you have one share it but don't make one up be honest.

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