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How to rob a bank
This guy writes about how easy it is to 'borrow' stuff from a bank:
http://www.csoonline.com/article/692551/...alkthrough

Although I'm perhaps a little skeptical on some parts (probably just me not coming up with an appropriate way to do them).

Probably can be applied to various other places too.
27/10/2011 06:43 PM
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Lots strange things get posted here~

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RE: How to rob a bank
Water pistols work too?


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All you should need is a gun, and a knife.
The gun is to kill the people who defy you. Ammo optional, depending on how hard you are.
The knife is for those pesky retinal scanners. Or handprint scanners. You'd be dumb not to carry one, at any rate.

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RE: How to rob a bank
(28/10/2011 03:01 AM)Silvertie Wrote:  The gun is to kill the people who defy you. Ammo optional, depending on how hard you are.

Brutality works but you better hope a number of people don't go for you when they realize you're not shooting.

Having said that, if you just happened to have not wanted to shoot and they all go for you it would turn into a bit of a mess.
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Why not do the easy way?

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Whots in tyhe bank!>?


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i love this school :D
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Madwin Water Pistols and Plastic Knifes with Water ammo(optional) is all you need.


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Quote:I show the person at the front desk my badge. They'll say "Hi, how's it going?" I'll say "Good, I'm here to do a fire inspection." They say "Great" and assign someone to us, like a teller. It's generally someone who's nice. I'll start talking with them, flirting with them, or whatever it takes. Wee'll start walking around.

But what if the teller is a guy? :O

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