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Books to be classifed as "high use"
Wee have noticed that a number of books have very long hold/reserve queues so, to ensure everyone has a fair share of these books, wee will be classifying them as "high use".
High use books can only be loaned for 2 days as opposed to the usual 14, and heftier fines apply for late returns.

Currently, the following 20 books will be classified as high use:
  • Beginner's Guide to Homocide
  • Breaking the Law: Your Rights and Things the Police Don't Want You to Know
  • Compendium of Money Laundering Schemes
  • Guide to Cheating Tests
  • History of the 'F' Word
  • Economic Analysis of Illegal Substances, Getting the Best Deals
  • Enjoy School!: Stuff to do During Boring Classes
  • Hacking Computer Networks, A Complete Guide
  • Hairy Potheads and Stoned Philosophers
  • Holy Book of the Taliban
  • How to Run Your Own Brothel
  • Learn to Draw Hentai
  • Lockpicking and Bypassing Security Systems: the 30 Minute Guide
  • Secrets of Human Trafficking and How it's Done
  • Sewage Management in the 21st Century
  • Self Pleasure for Dummies
  • Steaming up the Kitchen: A Cookbook for Aphrodisiacs
  • Subjectivity of Teachers and How to Exploit That
  • "V" book of the Encyclopedia Britanica
  • What a Girl Wants Most
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RE: Books to be classifed as "high use"
I'd like to check out 'History of the 'F' Word', 'Holy Book of the Taliban', and 'How to Run Your Own Brothel' please! :D
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I want to check out

Steaming up the Kitchen: A Cookbook for Aphrodisiacs

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heh? arent all the books been graffitized?
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For every day you don't bring the book back you lose one toe nail.
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RE: Books to be classifed as "high use"
(06/09/2011 10:57 PM)Syfe Wrote:  heh? arent all the books been graffitized?

Yes they are.. but I think wee're all used to seeing past the genitalia now... au~ au~!!
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... What if a person have no feeling from the waist down?

Anyhow, I want Learn to Draw Hentai and Lockpicking and Bypassing Security Systems: the 30 Minute Guide.
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I'll have "Hacking Computer Networks, A Complete Guide" please
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can i borrow the "Guide to Cheating Tests" please??

I really need it for my Cheating 101 class
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