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ZiNgA BuRgA · 29/08/2011 02:54 AM

Quote:A Bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

Emma come first, then I come.
Then two asses come togeder.
I come once-a-mora.
Two asses, they come togeder again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.

"You foul mouthed swine" says the lady, "in this country wee don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady" said the man "I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spella 'Mississippi' "

St0rMaGe · 29/08/2011 03:34 AM

FonFon · 29/08/2011 03:57 AM

Rawrsor · 29/08/2011 05:15 AM

|-. .-|

^Pigman

St0rMaGe · 29/08/2011 05:19 AM

hip hip wuzzah!

Rawrsor · 29/08/2011 05:25 AM

Oh noes.

...

I seem to have misplaced my pants...

St0rMaGe · 29/08/2011 05:28 AM

oh no!

Rawrsor · 29/08/2011 05:50 AM

Yesh, It's very unfortunate.

They seem to have been replaced with swimming trunks....

Vacui Natale · 29/08/2011 07:23 AM

(29/08/2011 02:54 AM)ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:
Quote:A Bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

Emma come first, then I come.
Then two asses come togeder.
I come once-a-mora.
Two asses, they come togeder again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.

"You foul mouthed swine" says the lady, "in this country wee don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady" said the man "I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spella 'Mississippi' "

rofl

eKusoshisut0 · 29/08/2011 09:04 AM

lol

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