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Silvertie's Nuzlocke Run [56k rape warning]
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RE: Pokemon Emerald "Nuzlocke Run" (image-heavy)
GIVE ME ATTENTION
I CRAVE ATTENTION
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS POST
ALSO, PART FOUR

Spoiler for Part Four:
Alright, so where was I? Ah yes, I had just stuck my pocky in Roxanne's eye honorably defeated Roxanne in single-pokemon combat.
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Oh, what's this?
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The man looks like he's up to no good, causing trouble in the neighbourhood.
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I should probably help this man... after I heal up.

One healing later, I find that exec from the forest, waiting for me... well. more like he was just staring east for no particular reason.
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Not this spoon again.
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Eastward, ho!

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The trail is warm.
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Having agitated some of the pokemon in the past, I can safely say that causing an UPROAR is not good for the health. Some of those things are pretty tank.
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ARE YOU THE- no, wait. You don't look like a pirate. What's up old man?
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It's like I'm really a detective! But in all seriousness, that's terrible. Did he do something bad? Did he touch you in a bad place? He did, didn't he!
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Oh, okay. A kidnapping/hostage situation is always good. Did I mention how amazing I am at hostage negotiation? Ah, the hostages all died, but I killed the hostage takers, so that's okay.

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LET THE POKEMON GO, AND NOBODY GETS HURT. (I'm lying, I will have my pokemon beat the spoon out of him when he loses the hostage)
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Sounds like a challenge to me!
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What are you doing, you silly pirate? This is dry land, you are a pirate! You don't even belong!
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Oh, this is nice, the hostage isn't dead yet. Usually when I get to this point, the hostage taker is hiding behind a brainless corpse.
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Wait a minute, I might be able to maintain my record of dead hostages, he seems desperate.
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Nope, the hostage lives and I skip straight to the spoon-beating stage. (Note to self: Finish the hostage off, blame the thug)
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Not even time to flail my penis about even a little bit.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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You're right. You're in a misty cave with a teenager who has his pocky out, ready to flail. Wee're getting dangerously close to internet webcam chatrooms, here.
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Again, you are now in a cave with a man who has his pocky out for no particular reason. This falls under the purview of "not as planned", generally.
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With my spare hand, I retrieve the DEVON GOODS from the man, who makes a hasty escape. Exposing the DEVON GOODS to the penis test reveals them to be a box, probably filled with spare parts for something. I would probe further, but the old man enters the cave, and so I should put it away.
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Oh, damn. I was so caught up in probing the box that I forgot to waste the hostage. Oh well.
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Fed up, and strangely aroused. I might need to probe the DEVON GOODS later and in more detail.
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I'll remember that. But know this, BRINEY, chances are that it will involve my penis, and unwanted/unwarranted insertion and/or probing of strange things.

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It's nice to see this man enjoying himself.
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Well, the thug put a couple of holes in it, and made these damp stains, but otherwise, it appears to be fine.
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Oh, shucks.
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I've given up all hope of getting a cash reward out of this tightwad. I save his job, not once, but TWICE, and all I get is balls.

Plot leap! Mysterious teleport!
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Amazing.
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He means the DEVON GOODS, I think. This is okay with me, it just means more time for me to, ah, analyze the GOODS. Yes.
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Uhoh. Has my ungentlemanly conduct been revealed?
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Hello. It was not me, I don't know how those holes and that white crusty stuff got there.
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Yes. Cash reward?
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This does not sound like a cash reward, unless the favor is to accept ten million... I don't even know what the currency is. Pokemoney? Pounds? Euro?
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Well, delivering. Can't vouch for how many holes there will be in it.
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Sure. I don't need to penis-test this to know it's just paper.
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Now you're just blowing smoke up your own donkey, man.
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Were my harsh words too soon? Cash reward?
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I have mixed feelings about this. I know it's probably worth assloads of dosh, but... I'd rather have the money, frankly.
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...yeeees? A key to vault containing riches untold?
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... in the form of a key to the afore-mentioned vault?
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I don't get it. Is this a clue to the hidden treasure?

It was not, by the way.
As I departed the building in a mild rage, a nerd stopped me.
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Cool story, poindexter. Out of my way, or I shall have to beat you down with my impressive and oft-referred-to penis.
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I will belay the penis-whaling for now. But work fast.
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So now my GPS is a cellphone? Cool, I suppose. You escape the penis-beating today, nerd.

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Ohhh, noooo. The ditz. I tried to sneak past her, but... gah. The DEVON GOODS rattled too loudly, perhaps removing the styrofoam framing inside to experiment with was a bad idea.
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It's like talking to a retarded person.
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My patience wears thin, and my penis is still itching to beat something into the dirt.
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I want your money, and I have anger issues to work out. Sure.
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one...
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and two. Done.
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I'm also a pretty good trainer.

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Really? I thought the name BRINEY was just a coincidence. Fascinating.
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Well, time to ditch this one-horse town, and go see BRINEY. I guess I'll call in my favor to sail to Dewford island and Slateport.
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Nothing of interest while travelling, which is a shame. I enter, and explain the situation to BRINEY.
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Is there a problem, old man? I can whip my fly down in no time to beat you soundly, if need be.
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Good. Let's go.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, THIS BOAT IS FAST

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Jesus christ, I'm going to be sick. How the fudge did you become a sailor?
In any case, I am now in Dewford, land of opportunity! (Wait, that was Rustboro. How about island of opportunity? That sounds fine.)
I will deliver this letter, and then I shall deliver the DEVON GOODS. I should do that soon, I don't think doing what I'm doing to the DEVON GOODS is so healthy, I might go blind or something.

I am tired at this point, and I must sleep. I'll post the rest tomorrow.
EDIT: I have discovered that I cannot put this into the first post, too many images. I will link to this post.
DOUBLE EDIT: I have also considered that due to the increasing frequency of disturbing penis references, this thread now needs a disclaimer, which is found in the first post.

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RE: Pokemon Emerald "Nuzlocke Run" (image-heavy)
This is almost getting as bad as Goshi.
Also land be a kind of sea.

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lol at penis disclaimer

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RE: Pokemon Emerald "Nuzlocke Run" (image-heavy)
(04/02/2011 05:23 AM)Sparker Wrote:  This is almost getting as bad as Goshi.

Erk

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RE: Pokemon Emerald "Nuzlocke Run" (image-heavy)
(04/02/2011 05:23 AM)Sparker Wrote:  This is almost getting as bad as Goshi.

In what respect, may I ask? It's all very well being as bad as Goshi at something, but I'd like to know what it is, so I may take the appropriate level of pride in it.

EDIT: Time to get off my donkey, and finish posting my images.
Spoiler for Part Five:
Alright, so a quick search of the town turns up Steven-less. So, he's probably hiding in a cave or some bullchocolate.
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I pray this is not an omen of impending retardation.
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Cave, ahoy! Time to catch something, and then talk to this miner/hiker/whatever.
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I could do worse, I suppose - but I could do better, too.
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Not even trying.
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Why? Because he's a goddamn bat, man! (har har, see what I did there? I'm so witty.)
Anyway, the man is arbitarily generous, he gives me another HM, FLASH.
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My pokemon can expose private parts to blind people, now!
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Or not. Thanks for chocolateting all over my plan, miner dude.
Alright, let's go kick some donkey.

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This looks like the place.
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Alright, here I go-
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Who turned out the fudgeing lights?
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Was it yo- oh, wait, you're that not-very-helpful guy.
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Oh, alright, I thought his game was water-types. Perhaps you're not so useless after al-
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I retract that statement.

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Hey, look! Beating people into the ground increases my sphere of ignorance!
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Those feet look dangerous, I'll leave them be for now.
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Ha! Take that, you flat-chested whore!
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What? Oh godohgodohgod
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Fuck yeah, a psychic! I hear that fighting types don't like masters of mindfudgeery much.
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Double the donkey-kicking, double the sphere-growth.

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Alright, a quick heal, and I'm ready to take on BRAWLY.
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I AM SIGMUND, NOT A GYM LEADER, BUT MY DAD IS
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I like this man, he's all about bidness.

First up to die, a Machop. I wish I had a machop.
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Let's see how he likes my pokemon's ability to mess with his mind.
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Ouch. Not much of a thinker, was he?
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Oddly enough, I think Meditites are part psychic, so Ramirez will have to handle this one.
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I AM FLAPPING MY WINGS AT YOU, DIE NOW
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Long story short, it doesn't die, and tries this on the next turn.
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I don't even want to know what it was charging up for, but it can't use it now.
Next up, Makuhita.
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THERE IS NO SPOON, MOTHERFUCKER
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This pleases me.
And with that, he is out of pokemans.
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I stand, victorious, over the bodies of his dead pokemon. He must reward me accordingly.
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Fabulous - a license to whip it out in public.
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And there wee are. Now a whole quarter hipster, and...
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Check it. Flawless victory, not a scratch on me. I'm pretty pleased about that.
Next time I am at work, I will find Steven, and make him repent for his sins deliver a letter. (And maybe do some repenting on the side.)

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RE: Pokemon Emerald "Nuzlocke Run" (image-heavy)
(04/02/2011 06:04 PM)Silvertie Wrote:  
(04/02/2011 05:23 AM)Sparker Wrote:  This is almost getting as bad as Goshi.

In what respect, may I ask? It's all very well being as bad as Goshi at something, but I'd like to know what it is, so I may take the appropriate level of pride in it.

Last year I wrote a blog entry about my run in the SFC version of Dragon Quest III. Sparker kept complaining about the millions of images.

http://endlessparadigm.com/forum/showthr...?tid=24009

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RE: Pokemon Emerald "Nuzlocke Run" (image-heavy)
Along with fact you seemed to comment on every little thing.

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(04/02/2011 09:16 PM)Sparker Wrote:  Along with fact you seemed to comment on every little thing.

Ah! But I never commented on every single image.

... Just most... but you know it kinda destroys the whole purpose if I don't do so ==;

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RE: Pokemon Emerald "Nuzlocke Run" (image-heavy)
I would video this and narrate it with my radio-DJ-esque sexy voice, but I cannot video pokemon. (Also, my voice is too sexy to be broadcast over the internets. If I did, anyone who heard it would find their clothes ripping, and instantly becoming gay for me.

As it appeared I would be double-posting, I edited my most recent post before this one and put Part Five into that one. Again, also linked from post #1.

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RE: Pokemon Emerald "Nuzlocke Run" (image-heavy)
(04/02/2011 09:06 PM)Wolkenritter Wrote:  
(04/02/2011 06:04 PM)Silvertie Wrote:  
(04/02/2011 05:23 AM)Sparker Wrote:  This is almost getting as bad as Goshi.

In what respect, may I ask? It's all very well being as bad as Goshi at something, but I'd like to know what it is, so I may take the appropriate level of pride in it.

Last year I wrote a blog entry about my run in the SFC version of Dragon Quest III. Sparker kept complaining about the millions of images.

http://endlessparadigm.com/forum/showthr...?tid=24009


Why, I hardly see the problem! I in fact found it delightful and his comments on the images were witty and funny.

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