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Squeaky doorknobs
I hate squeaky doorknobs.
Why do they make squeaky doorknobs??

In fact, I hate a lot of squeaky stuff.

I hate squeaky doors.
Why do they make squeaky doors??

I hate squeaky staircases.
Why do staircases like squeaking??

I also hate mice.
Why the hell would anyone be so stupid to make so many god damn mice???
13/08/2010 01:57 AM
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RE: Squeaky doorknobs
(13/08/2010 01:57 AM)ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:  I hate squeaky doorknobs.
Why do they make squeaky doorknobs??

In fact, I hate a lot of squeaky stuff.

I hate squeaky doors.
Why do they make squeaky doors??

I hate squeaky staircases.
Why do staircases like squeaking??

How come you haven't mentioned squeaky floor boards, now I hate those.

(13/08/2010 01:57 AM)ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:  I also hate mice.
Why the hell would anyone be so stupid to make so many god damn mice???

So, would you rather just only use a keyboard? They make so many because, well people need them for their computers and everyone (who is fortunate enough) uses a computer.
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What did mice ever do to you???
Mice are ok but rats are disgusting.
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Squeaky doors suck! Especially when there are people sleeping in the room that the door is a part of!
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I hate squeaky floorboards. Especially late at night when I am trying to sneak in/out
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my entire house squeaks. every floorboard, all the doors, the windows, everything.
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Squeaky stairs in my house :( suck so bad at night when everyone is asleep.
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what about squeaky cheese?
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(13/08/2010 05:45 PM)trademark91 Wrote:  my entire house squeaks
Is that because you've got bits of cheese lying around?
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i hate Squeaky everything too!! Nana-o

how might someone fix a Squeaky stair,.. Hmmm

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