Sprinkle some on a bowl and, with just the right amount...and...yer gone...i read about it, and people stated they had "out of body experiences" and felt like they were floating...but shiat...i felt like I WAS my surroundings! Wee tried a bowl of this earlier and I didn't know until the 2nd hit and my buddy said just sit back and enjoy, I felt myself sinking into the couch and my clothes getting heavy like gravity was being increased, but that's it...it felt nice and calming but it felt like gravity was real real strong...shortly after smoking the heaviest cigarette ever it was gone. Wee watched the movie Full Clip then started up a World Rally race from Turkey. After watching that for 15-20 minutes I suggested trying the "fake spoon" again with a joking laugh...so wee made a herbal screen from the "real stuff" and then coated a layer on top of the Salvia...

He took a hit, then I took a hit, and I watched the whole bowl roast up to a cherry, passed it, then received it again, hit it, and supposedly gave it back to my buddy, who proceeded to hit it and put it down. I felt like I had been sitting for hours and all of a sudden wanted to grab a cigarette but when I lifted my arm, it seemed to tear away from the couch and my arm felt pain where my arm was touching the couch until I returned it to the original position. I had my feet up on an otomon, and when I pulled one leg off i saw an empty space left where my leg was, and again, felt pain on the sides of my leg where it "tore away from the couch". Wee were watching a world rally car race on the computer, lights were off and a string of christmas lights were on the ceiling. I tried to look around a bit and remember car noises and then it was real dark...(i didn't know this...but...the program went to a commercial and had a black screen for 5 seconds) I felt like i was in a circus tent and there was a dark lit doorway ahead of me, and when I'd look to the left my right ear felt like it was stretched almost ot the point of pulling off then I had a chance to look around and I had no idea where I was, I centered my head and felt "normal again" when I looked to the right where my buddy was supposed to be, I didn't see him, but I saw the pit crew getting a car ready for the next race. I tried to move my arm and feel around to see if I could touch what I was seeing, but it was too mentally shocking to see and feel my arm ripping off the arm rest and feeling the disconnection of my body and then feel my face peeling away because I was looking for my buddy next to me, then I heard someone say to just put my head back and watch the race ...when I did that my body felt normal, but i was sweating up a storm...I tried to get repositioned in the seat but it hurt to pull away to do so, then I went to get that cigarette I wanted, but noticed I had one pinched betweeen my fingers that was starting to curl around my finger. When I saw that I had that in my hands, my buddy said I probably shouldn't try to light it, when I looked for him I saw they were filling a car with gas next to me and realized the huge mistake that could have been made by lighting it, so I sat back and watched the show but coudln't understand what the hell was going on. I remember thinking tomyself that some how maybe I got sucked into the couch, and now I was the couch...like Chairy from Pee Wee's Playhouse...unless I could deal with the excruciating pain of disconnecting, I was going to have to stay right here...as the couch...I remember asking if I was asleep, but my buddy said I wasn't. Then I started to come too and was able to see where I realy was and the tearing away of my body when I tried to get up turned into an oozy release, and I couldn't understand what had just happened. I managed to stand up and gain conciousness. Now I was sweating through my shirt and couldn't beleive what had just happened. Then I sat down and finally got to smoke that cigarette...Now that wee were maybe 10 minutes into the future I was wondering what happened to the bowl and how much wee smoked and if wee smoked...then wee finished it and got to smoke the actual herb that was in there and I am back to the normal high again... Whew that was weird!! Dunno if I'd call it fun...but I'd definitely say it was weird!! I was mostly frightened I was going to be stuck forever as this fuct up couch!!