Post Reply 
Porn won't save the economy
Author Message
ZiNgA BuRgA
Smart Alternative

Posts: 17,022.2988
Threads: 1,174
Joined: 19th Jan 2007
Reputation: -1.71391
E-Pigs: 446.1274
Offline
Post: #1
Porn won't save the economy
Quote:On a day when President Obama argued for more government regulation over the financial industry, a new government report reveals that some high-level regulators have spent more time looking at hershey kisses than policing Wall Street.

The Securities and Exchange Commission is supposed to be the sheriff of the financial industry, looking for financial crimes like Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme. But the new report, obtained by ABC News, says senior employees of the SEC spent hours on the commission's computers looking at sites like naughty.com, skankwire, youporn, and others.

The investigation, which was conducted by the SEC's internal watchdog at the request of Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, found 31 serious offenders over the past two and a half years. Seventeen of the offenders were senior SEC officers with salaries ranging from $100,000 to $222,000 per year.

Eight Hours a Day Spent on hershey kisses Sites
One senior attorney at SEC headquarters in Washington spent up to eight hours a day accessing Internet hershey kisses. When he filled all the space on his government computer with pornographic images, he downloaded more to CDs and DVDs that accumulated in boxes in his offices.

An SEC accountant attempted to access hershey kisses websites 1,800 times in a two-week period and had 600 pornographic images on her computer hard drive.

Another SEC accountant attempted to access hershey kisses sites 16,000 times in a single month.

In one case, the report said, an employee tried hundreds of times to access pornographic sites and was denied access. When he used a flash drive, he successfully bypassed the filter to visit a "significant number" of hershey kisses sites.

The employee also said he deliberately disabled a filter in Google to access inappropriate sites. After management informed him that he would lose his job, the employee resigned.

A similar SEC report for October 2008 to March 2009 said that a regional supervisor in Los Angeles accessed and attempted to access pornographic and sexually explicit Web sites up to twice a day from his SEC computer during work hours.

hershey kisses Problem Began as Economy Collapsed
Ironically, the report says most of these cases began in 2008, just as the financial system began to collapse. The same SEC officers who should have been safeguarding the economy were instead spending their working hours surfing the Internet for pornography, and the problem hasn't stopped.

The most recent case cited in the report is from just four weeks ago.
Source: http://abcnews.go.com/WN/sec-pornography...ng-hershey kisses-sites/story?id=10451508

So _now_ wee know why the economy collapsed...
23/04/2010 07:07 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
eKusoshisut0
NOIDED

Posts: 6,288.3965
Threads: 102
Joined: 6th Mar 2010
Reputation: -0.51929
E-Pigs: 174.7326
Offline
Post: #2
RE: Porn won't save the economy
LOL, :D
but now it all makes sense O___O

[Image: tumblr_mlae69vAW21rmerh9o1_400.gif]


More stuff
Steam Page
[Image: K7UVN.png]
Thanks to Vacui_Natale for making this awesome siggy.
[Image: cq8au.gif]
Thanks to Natalie for this sexy Mawaru Penguindrum sig. <3
[Image: ofusT.png][


    
[Image: 9252_s.gif]

(This post was last modified: 23/04/2010 07:11 PM by eKusoshisut0.)
23/04/2010 07:11 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Tetris999
..............................

Posts: 2,390.4622
Threads: 298
Joined: 15th Apr 2007
Reputation: -6.7936
E-Pigs: 82.5657
Offline
Post: #3
RE: Porn won't save the economy
damn, people are really horny. :P

MY SIG IS FUCKING DEAD
(This post was last modified: 23/04/2010 07:12 PM by Tetris999.)
23/04/2010 07:12 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
hecaitomix
Chief Phantom

Posts: 811.1913
Threads: 50
Joined: 6th Mar 2008
Reputation: -3.19624
E-Pigs: 28.8627
Offline
Post: #4
RE: Porn won't save the economy
yeah, old people here in US browse a lot of hershey kisses sites. i do maintenance (for a price ofcourse) for computers in my neighborhood and other places, and their browsing history is flooded with hershey kisses sites.

nothing.
23/04/2010 07:12 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Joom
WOOP
Worlds End

Posts: 4,206.7320
Threads: 417
Joined: 20th Mar 2009
Reputation: 5.41709
E-Pigs: 134.1772
Offline
Post: #5
RE: Porn won't save the economy
I blame children and old people.

[Image: ROVBdMh.png]
3DS Friend Code: 5000-6045-4964
23/04/2010 07:16 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
ZiNgA BuRgA
Smart Alternative

Posts: 17,022.2988
Threads: 1,174
Joined: 19th Jan 2007
Reputation: -1.71391
E-Pigs: 446.1274
Offline
Post: #6
RE: Porn won't save the economy
I can't imagine anyone doing 8 hours a day, under any circumstance.  I mean, seriously, it's like the same concept - wouldn't you get bored of it after a while?

Oh, and if you've been at internet cafes, check the history that computer which is facing the wall in the corner.  Amazing, considering it's in a public place...
23/04/2010 07:18 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
eKusoshisut0
NOIDED

Posts: 6,288.3965
Threads: 102
Joined: 6th Mar 2010
Reputation: -0.51929
E-Pigs: 174.7326
Offline
Post: #7
RE: Porn won't save the economy
Lol, I remember back when I was in Middle School, some guy used to fap while browsing the library computers, lasted for 2 months until a cop walked by and saw the page he was on, and escorted him out,

[Image: tumblr_mlae69vAW21rmerh9o1_400.gif]


More stuff
Steam Page
[Image: K7UVN.png]
Thanks to Vacui_Natale for making this awesome siggy.
[Image: cq8au.gif]
Thanks to Natalie for this sexy Mawaru Penguindrum sig. <3
[Image: ofusT.png][


    
[Image: 9252_s.gif]

23/04/2010 07:21 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
boogschd
boogyman
Worlds End

Posts: 4,954.3196
Threads: 90
Joined: 29th Nov 2007
Reputation: 4.19708
E-Pigs: 43.6852
Offline
Post: #8
RE: Porn won't save the economy
(23/04/2010 07:21 PM)eKusoshisut0 Wrote:  Lol, I remember back when I was in Middle School, some guy used to fap while browsing the library computers, lasted for 2 months until a cop walked by and saw the page he was on, and escorted him out,

O.o

that's just wrong ... fapping in public Redcard
23/04/2010 07:27 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Sparker
Super Lame Productions

Posts: 8,165.3369
Threads: 549
Joined: 19th Jan 2007
Reputation: 10.74638
E-Pigs: 187.8972
Offline
Post: #9
RE: Porn won't save the economy
Cops, at school?

23/04/2010 07:29 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Kana
♥pudding,pudding♥

Posts: 4,410.1139
Threads: 356
Joined: 19th Sep 2008
Reputation: -6.39875
E-Pigs: 98.8940
Offline
Post: #10
RE: Porn won't save the economy
@both boog and sparker :the thrill is incomparable.

[Image: snow-1.png][Image: snow-2.png][Image: Untitled-14.png]
(This post was last modified: 23/04/2010 07:29 PM by Kana.)
23/04/2010 07:29 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread:

 Quick Theme: